The difference between "Guts" and "Balls"
 

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'



BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

Re: The difference between "Guts" and "Balls"
 

:r...that is FANTASTIC!!

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Nice.:tu

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Good one. :D

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And here I thought that was all about that one movie they made....

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Dumb & Dumber

Re: The difference between "Guts" and "Balls"
 

:r That is great!

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:r :r