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Warning: If you're easily offended, this might not be for you.
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ Pretty hysterical stuff. |
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(410): You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpe$ is gone.
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(859): Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
(502): Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine? ROFL
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(859): im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
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(714): OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
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(714): I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your sh!tty personality.
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I'm nuts for the place
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(617): Oh sh!t, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
how do i get this girls number??
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(843): I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
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(212): so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
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Omg omg omg
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heres one for Dunng
(206): Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
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(603): Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
(1-603): No...more like a life jacket. I think we've all been there...
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Hahahahah, on both of those.
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(405): Yeah, i think she was German or something.
(1-405): No dude, she's just got a speech impediment. So mean but funny!
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(973): haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
(630): savin' lives aint cheap
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