An estate funny

Steve · 03-09-2021, 08:31 AM

A 6th grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes:

"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?"

After a very long silence in the classroom, one little boy raised his hand and with complete sincerity in his voice, answered, "A lawyer!"

Porch Dweller · 03-09-2021, 09:52 AM

BigAsh · 03-09-2021, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve

A 6th grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes:

"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?"

After a very long silence in the classroom, one little boy raised his hand and with complete sincerity in his voice, answered, "A lawyer!"

on the advice of counsel....THAT IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!!

Havanaaddict · 03-09-2021, 12:35 PM

retired · 03-09-2021, 01:07 PM

Unfortunately that is the way of the world. Seen toooo many crawling out of the woodwork relatives/friends lookin for a piece of the proverbial pie.

CigarNut · 03-09-2021, 07:07 PM

Tio Gato · 03-10-2021, 04:17 AM

Another gem Steve!

03-09-2021, 08:31 AM	#1
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03-09-2021, 09:52 AM	#2
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03-09-2021, 01:07 PM	#5
retired Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Feb 2020 First Name: lenny Location: Kanuckistan..for now Posts: 372 Trading: (0)	Re: An estate funny Unfortunately that is the way of the world. Seen toooo many crawling out of the woodwork relatives/friends lookin for a piece of the proverbial pie. __________________ smoke 'em if ya got 'em Hard to believe I beat out 2 million other sperm

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03-10-2021, 04:17 AM	#7
Tio Gato Uncle Kitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 2,075 Trading: (11)	Re: An estate funny Another gem Steve! __________________ "You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.