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Steve 03-09-2021 07:31 AM
An estate funny
 
A 6th grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes:

"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?"

After a very long silence in the classroom, one little boy raised his hand and with complete sincerity in his voice, answered, "A lawyer!"

Porch Dweller 03-09-2021 08:52 AM
Re: An estate funny
 
:D

BigAsh 03-09-2021 10:19 AM
Re: An estate funny
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve (Post 2214802)
A 6th grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes:

"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?"

After a very long silence in the classroom, one little boy raised his hand and with complete sincerity in his voice, answered, "A lawyer!"
on the advice of counsel....THAT IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!! :D:D

Havanaaddict 03-09-2021 11:35 AM
Re: An estate funny
 
:r

retired 03-09-2021 12:07 PM
Re: An estate funny
 
Unfortunately that is the way of the world. Seen toooo many crawling out of the woodwork relatives/friends lookin for a piece of the proverbial pie.

CigarNut 03-09-2021 06:07 PM
Re: An estate funny
 
:r :r

Tio Gato 03-10-2021 03:17 AM
Re: An estate funny
 
Another gem Steve!


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