Shipwrecked...

Steve · 12-06-2019, 08:41 AM

A guy gets shipwrecked and washes up on a beach.

The sand is dark red. He can't believe it. The sky is dark red. He walks around a bit and sees there is dark red grass, dark red birds and dark red fruit on the dark red trees. He's shocked when he finds that his skin is starting to turn dark red, too.

"Oh no!!" he says. "I've been marooned!!"

markem · 12-06-2019, 10:48 AM

CigarNut · 12-06-2019, 11:21 AM

BigAsh · 12-06-2019, 11:25 AM

...but....

Brlesq · 12-06-2019, 07:22 PM

Porch Dweller · 12-06-2019, 07:53 PM

I read that out loud to my wife and she face-palmed. Well done!

Tio Gato · 12-08-2019, 03:14 PM

Classic Steve. Keep 'em comin'

12-06-2019, 08:41 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Shipwrecked... A guy gets shipwrecked and washes up on a beach. The sand is dark red. He can't believe it. The sky is dark red. He walks around a bit and sees there is dark red grass, dark red birds and dark red fruit on the dark red trees. He's shocked when he finds that his skin is starting to turn dark red, too. "Oh no!!" he says. "I've been marooned!!" __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

12-06-2019, 10:48 AM	#2
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Re: Shipwrecked... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

12-06-2019, 11:21 AM	#3
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Shipwrecked... __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

12-06-2019, 11:25 AM	#4
BigAsh Don't knock the Ash... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Keith Location: Yardley, PA Posts: 5,046 Trading: (46)	Re: Shipwrecked... ...but.... __________________ Keith

12-06-2019, 07:22 PM	#5
Brlesq Carpe cigar! Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Bruce Location: Upstate NY Posts: 1,024 Trading: (17)	Re: Shipwrecked... __________________ Hey! How come "Habana" is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

12-06-2019, 07:53 PM	#6
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,461 Trading: (24)	Re: Shipwrecked... I read that out loud to my wife and she face-palmed. Well done! __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

12-08-2019, 03:14 PM	#7
Tio Gato Uncle Kitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 2,075 Trading: (11)	Re: Shipwrecked... Classic Steve. Keep 'em comin' __________________ "You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.