Shipwrecked...
 

A guy gets shipwrecked and washes up on a beach.

The sand is dark red. He can't believe it. The sky is dark red. He walks around a bit and sees there is dark red grass, dark red birds and dark red fruit on the dark red trees. He's shocked when he finds that his skin is starting to turn dark red, too.

"Oh no!!" he says. "I've been marooned!!"

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:noon

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:fp

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:sl:sl




...but....



:r:r

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;)

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I read that out loud to my wife and she face-palmed. Well done! :D

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Classic Steve. Keep 'em comin' :r