In honor of all the retirees out there...

Steve · 10-31-2019, 10:17 AM

This reminded me of my dad...brought a smile to my heart

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

CigarNut · 10-31-2019, 11:24 AM

Ashcan Bill · 10-31-2019, 12:27 PM

Worst thing about being retired?

We don't get paid holidays off anymore.

The Poet · 10-31-2019, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill

Worst thing about being retired?

We don't get paid holidays off anymore.

Yeah, but I don't have to worry about getting fired.

icehog3 · 10-31-2019, 05:16 PM

No more sexual harassment complaints!

Ok, ok....not from coworkers.

10-31-2019, 10:17 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	In honor of all the retirees out there... This reminded me of my dad...brought a smile to my heart Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees? Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount. Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? Answer: NUTS! Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

10-31-2019, 11:24 AM	#2
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: In honor of all the retirees out there... __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

10-31-2019, 12:27 PM	#3
Ashcan Bill Ol' Dude Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bill Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 1,902 Trading: (6)	Re: In honor of all the retirees out there... Worst thing about being retired? We don't get paid holidays off anymore.

10-31-2019, 05:16 PM	#5
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,733 Trading: (60)	Re: In honor of all the retirees out there... No more sexual harassment complaints! Ok, ok....not from coworkers. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!