In honor of all the retirees out there...
 

This reminded me of my dad...brought a smile to my heart


Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Re: In honor of all the retirees out there...
 

:tu :tu

Re: In honor of all the retirees out there...
 

Worst thing about being retired?

We don't get paid holidays off anymore. :na

Re: In honor of all the retirees out there...
 

Yeah, but I don't have to worry about getting fired. :noon

Re: In honor of all the retirees out there...
 

No more sexual harassment complaints! :D

Ok, ok....not from coworkers. ;)