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Old 04-29-2013, 01:36 PM   #1
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A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!


The husband, typically non-romantic, replied:
I am on the commode. Please advise."
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Old 04-29-2013, 01:41 PM   #2
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Old 04-29-2013, 01:48 PM   #3
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Old 04-29-2013, 01:56 PM   #4
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Old 04-29-2013, 02:00 PM   #5
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Old 04-29-2013, 02:08 PM   #6
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Old 04-29-2013, 06:20 PM   #7
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Old 04-29-2013, 06:26 PM   #8
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