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RevSmoke 04-29-2013 12:36 PM

The Romantic Guy
 
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!


The husband, typically non-romantic, replied:
I am on the commode. Please advise."

363 04-29-2013 12:41 PM

Re: The Romantic Guy
 
:r :r

Dave128 04-29-2013 12:48 PM

Re: The Romantic Guy
 
:lr:lr:lr

big_jaygee 04-29-2013 12:56 PM

Re: The Romantic Guy
 
:r :r :r

G G 04-29-2013 01:00 PM

Re: The Romantic Guy
 
Ha

kelmac07 04-29-2013 01:08 PM

Re: The Romantic Guy
 
:r :r :r

Ogre 04-29-2013 05:20 PM

Re: The Romantic Guy
 
:r:r

Mattso3000 04-29-2013 05:26 PM

Re: The Romantic Guy
 
Nice.

Robulous78 04-29-2013 05:39 PM

Re: The Romantic Guy
 
Classic :tu


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