Happy Valentines Day?

smokin5 · 02-14-2013, 08:39 AM

Two women were having lunch and discussing their husbands.

"Any idea what Bob is getting you for Valentines Day?"

"Roses - that's a given."

"You don't seem happy about it. What's wrong with roses?"

"Well, Bob has certain 'expectations' after giving me flowers,
and I don't feel like spending the next 3 days on my back
with my legs in the air."

"Don't you own a vase?"

Bondo 287 · 02-14-2013, 08:43 AM

Five stars ! uuurr.. Thumbs !

CigarNut · 02-14-2013, 09:00 AM

big_jaygee · 02-14-2013, 09:34 AM

Dave128 · 02-14-2013, 09:54 AM

Ogre · 02-14-2013, 11:32 AM

STEVE S · 02-14-2013, 12:28 PM

kelmac07 · 02-14-2013, 06:17 PM

02-14-2013, 08:39 AM	#1
smokin5 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: On the Mountaintop - AZ Posts: 2,002 Trading: (69)	Happy Valentines Day? Two women were having lunch and discussing their husbands. "Any idea what Bob is getting you for Valentines Day?" "Roses - that's a given." "You don't seem happy about it. What's wrong with roses?" "Well, Bob has certain 'expectations' after giving me flowers, and I don't feel like spending the next 3 days on my back with my legs in the air." "Don't you own a vase?" __________________ Pobody's Nerfect. Last edited by smokin5; 02-14-2013 at 08:39 AM. Reason: The voices told me to.

02-14-2013, 08:43 AM	#2
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02-14-2013, 09:00 AM	#3
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02-14-2013, 09:54 AM	#5
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02-14-2013, 12:28 PM	#7
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02-14-2013, 06:17 PM	#8
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