Happy Valentines Day?
 

Two women were having lunch and discussing their husbands.

"Any idea what Bob is getting you for Valentines Day?"

"Roses - that's a given."

"You don't seem happy about it. What's wrong with roses?"

"Well, Bob has certain 'expectations' after giving me flowers,
and I don't feel like spending the next 3 days on my back
with my legs in the air."

"Don't you own a vase?"

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