Things that annoy me (for your reference)

[Tikihut27]

-National Geographic Channel calling itself "Nat Geo"

-Volkswagen calling itself "Vee Dub"

-People who don't understand what yield signs mean

-Cigars with draw problems

-Lawyers advertising to help people whose "lives were ruined by DWI charges"

-"Irregardless"

-Trekkies

-Cashiers who explain how to use the credit card reader, as I'm using it

-People who make hand gestures while talking on cell phone earpieces in public

-People talking on cell phone earpieces in public

-"Zero Sugar"

-When the grocery store changes the aisles around for no reason

-People who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"

-Matches that break when you try to strike them

-Automated "customer service" lines

-Boaters who run over my fishing lines

-Those little fake post-it notes on the front of my newspaper

-The server being down

-When the media uses the phrase "woman __________", as in "woman athlete" as if using the word "female" is a bad thing. Here's a cheat sheet, geniuses:
Man on the street: Woman on the street
Male volleyball player: Female volleyball player

-Gout

-Having to update the PS3

-Valspar calling their new line of paint "Hi-Def"

-That crazy cat of hers

-Internet auction sellers who say "No Reserve!" but have a huge starting bid

-The memory card being full

-Volkswagen trying to get people to punch each other when they see a Volkswagen when the game IS ONLY FOR VW BUGS. (That's two, VW.)

-"Did you want the value meal?" Did I ask for the value meal? Then, NO.

-Fake "Reality" shows

-The fact that Joaquin Phoenix's Letterman appearances are considered news

-People who come way too early to garage sales

-People who leave their shopping carts loose in the lot when there is a cart corral RIGHT THERE

-People who wait for the closest parking space for five minutes, blocking traffic, when there is an empty spot maybe 75 feet farther away from the store

-Losing my bait

-Losing the fish

-Losing my entire rod and reel to a fish when I'm busy lighting a cigar

-People who end their sentences with prepositions

-Forgetting to put the garbage out

-Remembering to put the garbage out and forgetting it's a holiday

-Peter Gabriel's "The Power of the Heart"

-People who set the AC to -20 degrees when it gets over 75 outside

-Protesters

AND

-People who complain about the little stuff

[MedicCook]

[Tikihut27]

This is not a complete list, by the way.

[MedicCook]

"Irregardless"

This one gets me also.

Just like hotwater heater.

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by Tikihut27

-Trekkies

-People who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"

I think your being kind of whiney about this. Why don't you get off you're high horse?

[J0eybb]

[Tikihut27]

Originally Posted by icehog3

I think your being kind of whiney about this. Why don't you get off you're high horse?

Mom was right. Words CAN hurt- especially when used improperly.

BTW- I'm a Star Wars guy. And don't tell me you can be BOTH. It's one or the other, like Chevys and Fords.

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by Tikihut27

Mom was right. Words CAN hurt- especially when used improperly.

BTW- I'm a Star Wars guy. And don't tell me you can be BOTH. It's one or the other, like Chevys and Fords.

Even improperly on purpose? I mean, I was close for all intensive purposes.

I have never seen one of the Star Wars movies, honest. And I drive a Chevy Avalanche. If you tell me you are a Ford guy, I will just crawl in my hole and hibernate.

[MedicCook]

I don't discriminate when it comes to cars. As long as it runs and I have no car payment I will drive it.

[DPD6030]

I got one...how about losing my great cigar while fishing. I always seem to loose a Mag 50 or some other steller smoke to the water.

[Tikihut27]

Originally Posted by icehog3

If you tell me you are a Ford guy, I will just crawl in my hole and hibernate.

My baby, chillaxin' in the front yard:

[Ranger_B]

Im with you on this one "People who don't understand what yield signs mean" and I bet orientate is on that list somewhere. That one drives me nuts.

[Tikihut27]

Originally Posted by DPD6030

I got one...how about losing my great cigar while fishing. I always seem to loose a Mag 50 or some other steller smoke to the water.

Absolutely annoying. I can close my eyes and see one particular Trinidad floating in Lake George...

[Tikihut27]

Originally Posted by Ranger_B

Im with you on this one "People who don't understand what yield signs mean" and I bet orientate is on that list somewhere. That one drives me nuts.

How about "Hoo-ah"?

[neoflex]

Originally Posted by DPD6030

I got one...how about losing my great cigar while fishing. I always seem to loose a Mag 50 or some other steller smoke to the water.

This is why I am sure to have either Flor de Oliva Maduros on hand or Tampa Sweetheart 500s on hand for fishing trips. I never ever bring anything over $5 with me fishing. Something always happens to my cigar when fishing. This is also because all I usually ever catch is a buzz so add that factor in and it never turns out well for a cigar that's hanging out of my mouth.

[Goldie]

Tiki - I agree with several of those, but I COMPLETELY agree with the Valspar hi-def ****. So lame.

[neoflex]

Originally Posted by Tikihut27

My baby, chillaxin' in the front yard:

I'll add one. People who park their cars on their grass when they have a perfectly good driveway. Just ball busting although I really do hate when people do that on a regular basis because they are usually to damn lazy to walk the extra 5ft from the driveway. Luckily my old neighbor who used to do this moved. As petty as it was, it drove me insane when I would see that since I break my azz to keep my yard looking good and this guy would park both vehicles on the grass with an empty driveway. It did help keep his weeds from getting to high though.

[G G]

I am especially annoyed by the cashier telling me how to use the credit machine while I am using it. They will say push the green button and it isn't even to the point where you can yet. They act like it's the first time you have ever used it and I have been using a debit/checkcard since before most of them were born.

[Ranger_B]

Originally Posted by Tikihut27

How about "Hoo-ah"?

Do not get me started on that one! Man now you hit a nerve. That is probably my least favorite expression. Just shout I am stupid and will do what ever you tell me to instead.

[shilala]

- When I run out of drugs, and these things start to bother me.
- Extreme. Extreme anything. Deodorant is not Extreme, nor does it get a brother laid. Soda is not Extreme. I just want to go back to Awesome. Awesome was truly Awesome.
- My fish tank
- Gays taking over the rainbow. I'll concede the unicorn. The rainbow, never.