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Old 02-18-2010, 12:51 PM   #1
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After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint.. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing is of me selling a shovel.


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Old 02-18-2010, 12:52 PM   #2
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ROFL!!! I love it!
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Old 02-18-2010, 01:01 PM   #3
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Old 02-18-2010, 01:02 PM   #4
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Old 02-18-2010, 01:04 PM   #5
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LOL that's great!
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Old 02-18-2010, 01:19 PM   #7
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Ummm, OK, I'll tell her I believe her little story.
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Old 02-18-2010, 01:39 PM   #8
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Before reading the post - just a comment on my initial thoughts.

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First thought... Thank goodness!
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Someone sent that to me last week.
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Old 02-18-2010, 02:16 PM   #10
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First thought... Thank goodness!
Yes, and that would have to be a substantial pole. (Think telephone pole)
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After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint.. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing is of me selling a shovel.

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Nice!!
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