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Col. Kurtz

02-18-2010 12:51 PM

I am not a pole dancer!

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/c...image001-1.jpg

After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint.. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing is of me selling a shovel.

:D

Mugen910

02-18-2010 12:52 PM

Re: I am not a pole dancer!

ROFL!!! I love it!

Blindjimme

02-18-2010 01:01 PM

Re: I am not a pole dancer!

That's good !!

14holestogie

02-18-2010 01:02 PM

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:r:r:r

Razorhog

02-18-2010 01:04 PM

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LOL that's great!

jsnake

02-18-2010 01:06 PM

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Classic!

Volt	02-18-2010 01:19 PM

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Ummm, OK, I'll tell her I believe her little story. :r

RevSmoke

02-18-2010 01:39 PM

Re: I am not a pole dancer!

Before reading the post - just a comment on my initial thoughts.

Subject: I am not a pole dancer.
Original poster: Col. Kurtz

First thought... Thank goodness!

G G	02-18-2010 02:11 PM

Re: I am not a pole dancer!

Someone sent that to me last week. :tu

Col. Kurtz

02-18-2010 02:16 PM

Re: I am not a pole dancer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by RevSmoke (Post 763857)

Before reading the post - just a comment on my initial thoughts.

Subject: I am not a pole dancer.
Original poster: Col. Kurtz

First thought... Thank goodness!

Yes, and that would have to be a substantial pole. (Think telephone pole) :r

Skywalker

02-18-2010 09:26 PM

Re: I am not a pole dancer!

That's priceless!!!:D

St. Lou Stu

02-19-2010 08:06 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Col. Kurtz (Post 763799)

After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint.. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing is of me selling a shovel.

Regards,
Mercedes

:D

Sure it is!

kelmac07

02-19-2010 08:55 AM

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Nice!! :r :r :r

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