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Old 12-22-2009, 08:04 PM   #1
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Man who drive well in fairway not always fare well in the driveway.
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Old 12-22-2009, 08:09 PM   #2
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Baseball all wrong...man with four balls cannot walk.
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Old 12-25-2009, 05:52 PM   #3
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Man who masturbates at cash register, always comes into money.
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Old 12-25-2009, 06:07 PM   #4
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Man who goes to sleep with itchy but wakes up with stinky finger.
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Old 12-26-2009, 08:59 AM   #5
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Man who sit on jelly donut get a$$ in jam.
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Old 12-26-2009, 09:34 AM   #6
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man who fart in church sit in his own pew.
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Old 12-26-2009, 09:40 AM   #7
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man who screw girl in berry patch get a$$ in jam

man who run in front of car is sure to get tired
man who runs behind car get exhausted

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better for boy to park meat in girl
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