Smell of smoking - Page 5

jerseystepup · 09-29-2009, 07:15 PM

Do i dare ask her if shed mind me nubbing this bad boy in the living room? nahhhh

icehog3 · 09-29-2009, 07:16 PM

Randy lives to smoke another day!

jerseystepup · 09-29-2009, 07:19 PM

I just realized another way i could have gotten around it too in case anyone else is thinking of making this daring move...

while i was outside sitting by the firepit smoking... the windows where open and i guess the way the wind is blowing now the house smells like fresh burned wood... hmmm maybe i can convince her to go to her mothers next weekend...

there is nothing like smoking a cigar alone without a worry in the world and no one to talk to but yourself

longknocker · 09-29-2009, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by jerseystepup

Well... needles to say i got home today an hour before she did and the house smelled fine... we had alot of rain last night and i gues the cross winds + open windows + incense, cleared everything out... Just finished the steak and potatoes SHE COOKED.. (she felt bad for leaving me to fend for myself... and im enjoying an SLR A by the fire with a glass of pigs nose.. oh its been fun!

Never Would Have Worked Out That Well For Me, Though!

T.G · 09-29-2009, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by jerseystepup

Well... needles to say i got home today an hour before she did and the house smelled fine... we had alot of rain last night and i gues the cross winds + open windows + incense, cleared everything out... Just finished the steak and potatoes SHE COOKED.. (she felt bad for leaving me to fend for myself... and im enjoying an SLR A by the fire with a glass of pigs nose.. oh its been fun!

Sr Mike · 09-30-2009, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by jerseystepup

...there is nothing like smoking a cigar alone without a worry in the world and no one to talk to but yourself

I can just see you sitting on the couch enjoying the smoke and saying to yourself "I am so freaking busted, I need to go build an add-on to the dog's house because I am going to be his roommate if I get caught."

"Yep, no worries!"

"Now where is that hammer?"

eboniknight · 10-01-2009, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by jerseystepup

ok.. now im not allowed to smoke in my house.. (im whipped i know).. Now the womans in VA until tuesday... Being the total child that i am.. i really wanna watch the new simpsons and family guy tonight while enjoying a stick... Think its doable without getting caught? How bad do you think one cigar will stink up everything in my house? She does burn incense so i can use that as a buffer.

I feel your pain bro......but I'm too much of a punk to try that move..LOL. Don't wanna end up sleeping in the garage.

kgoings · 10-01-2009, 04:30 PM

You need to tell her now that she didnt notice it. You proved it to her see!

TheTraveler · 10-01-2009, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by kgoings

You need to tell her now that she didnt notice it. You proved it to her see!

I agree 100%.

Scothew · 10-02-2009, 09:33 AM

Maybe she's waiting for him to fess up. I know thats what my wife does on things.

slickster81 · 10-07-2009, 08:29 AM

To hell with that!

Put the cigars in a vase, and greet her at the door with a rose in your teeth, a bottle of champagne in one hand, glasses in the other. And this look on your face

It might throw her off for a spell....

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Originally Posted by ade06

Make sure you have some flowers delivered with your cigars (or have some placed in a vase).

Gary · 01-25-2010, 10:58 AM

Absolutely hilarious thread!

New cigar smoker here and the wifey requested that I not smoke in the house, those words were painful to hear.

I've tried fans, opened windows, air fresheners, scented candles. I'm going to clear out my storage shed and turn it into a smoking room.

Funny thread though, I guess its quite common for wives to banish us from smoking in front of the TV on our comfy lazy boy recliners.

Knip23 · 01-25-2010, 11:08 AM

Put a Box fan up and do it now I cant smoke in the house eiter im lucky i can smoke in the man cave. But it all depends on if you like the couch or not?

kugie · 01-25-2010, 11:13 AM

Go for It!!!
The Bruises will go away, it only hurts for awhile and She'll get over it!!!!

01-25-2010, 01:03 PM

Building a smoking room will probably be cheaper then the divorce! lol

01-25-2010, 01:34 PM

I smoked in my basement around New Years. Wife was with her family for a week, I was home alone. Smoked several, and she didn't really say anything to me about it though she did smell it. The smell was completely gone a day or so after. Just spray some Frebreze, air out the room, and maybe burn a few candles. You'll be fine.

09-29-2009, 07:15 PM	#81
jerseystepup L-I-V-I-N Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Randy Location: New Jersey Posts: 774 Trading: (9)	Re: Smell of smoking Do i dare ask her if shed mind me nubbing this bad boy in the living room? nahhhh

09-29-2009, 07:16 PM	#82
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,441 Trading: (60)	Re: Smell of smoking Randy lives to smoke another day! __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

09-29-2009, 07:19 PM	#83
jerseystepup L-I-V-I-N Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Randy Location: New Jersey Posts: 774 Trading: (9)	Re: Smell of smoking I just realized another way i could have gotten around it too in case anyone else is thinking of making this daring move... while i was outside sitting by the firepit smoking... the windows where open and i guess the way the wind is blowing now the house smells like fresh burned wood... hmmm maybe i can convince her to go to her mothers next weekend... there is nothing like smoking a cigar alone without a worry in the world and no one to talk to but yourself

10-01-2009, 04:30 PM	#88
kgoings Cigarologist Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kirk Location: Highlands Ranch, Co Posts: 1,979 Trading: (42)	Re: Smell of smoking You need to tell her now that she didnt notice it. You proved it to her see! __________________ Your silly little opinion has been noted!

10-02-2009, 09:33 AM	#90
Scothew CA Scott #2658 Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Scott Location: AL Posts: 580 Trading: (5)	Re: Smell of smoking Maybe she's waiting for him to fess up. I know thats what my wife does on things.

01-25-2010, 10:58 AM	#92
Gary waiting for my next smoke Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Gary Location: Capitola Posts: 207 Trading: (0)	Re: Smell of smoking Absolutely hilarious thread! New cigar smoker here and the wifey requested that I not smoke in the house, those words were painful to hear. I've tried fans, opened windows, air fresheners, scented candles. I'm going to clear out my storage shed and turn it into a smoking room. Funny thread though, I guess its quite common for wives to banish us from smoking in front of the TV on our comfy lazy boy recliners.

01-25-2010, 11:08 AM	#93
Knip23 Keep It Simple Join Date: Dec 2009 First Name: Destrey Location: Ft. Polk/ Leesville Posts: 545 Trading: (10)	Re: Smell of smoking Put a Box fan up and do it now I cant smoke in the house eiter im lucky i can smoke in the man cave. But it all depends on if you like the couch or not?

01-25-2010, 11:13 AM	#94
kugie Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Billerica, Ma. Posts: 1,376 Trading: (3)	Re: Smell of smoking Go for It!!! The Bruises will go away, it only hurts for awhile and She'll get over it!!!! __________________ "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" Dr. P. Venkman

01-25-2010, 01:03 PM	#95
Ty Atkinson Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Smell of smoking Building a smoking room will probably be cheaper then the divorce! lol

01-25-2010, 01:34 PM	#96
Namerifrats Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Smell of smoking I smoked in my basement around New Years. Wife was with her family for a week, I was home alone. Smoked several, and she didn't really say anything to me about it though she did smell it. The smell was completely gone a day or so after. Just spray some Frebreze, air out the room, and maybe burn a few candles. You'll be fine.

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