Smell of smoking - Page 2

09-27-2009, 04:29 PM

I want to smoke in my place as well, Fiancee and future in-laws are coming down this Thursday though.

jerseystepup · 09-27-2009, 04:33 PM

Well... Im doing it.. so you better.. dont leave me all alone on this one!

elderboy02 · 09-27-2009, 04:37 PM

Fry some bacon before she comes home

bonjing · 09-27-2009, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by jerseystepup

Well... Im doing it.. so you better.. dont leave me all alone on this one!

you better post after action reports.

King James · 09-27-2009, 04:41 PM

If you air out the place and maybe spray some febreeze or use the incense it should be fine by Tuesday. Or if you have a air purifier or something that would help alot too. Maybe try to open a window and point a fan in the direction of that window during the cigar and it will flush some of the smoke out right away so it doesn't linger.

And I vote General Tso's as well

jerseystepup · 09-27-2009, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by bonjing

you better post after action reports.

Or after pictures of the bruises... i already used our credit card yesterday to relieve my local B&M of their last few opus (i was told NO cigar purchases while she was gone) might as well go all out..

how stupid is it that im really excited right now.. haha

09-27-2009, 04:56 PM

I hope you enjoy that cigar. If your going to do it, smoke something good, and make sure it is big.

Bubba - NJ · 09-27-2009, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by TheTraveler

I second the General Tso's !

As for the smoking I say this: smoke the cigar and air the house out, then when she walks in the door say "Hey baby, I missed you. Oh, and I smoked in the house while you were gone. See, it doesn't smell as bad as we feared it would since I aired the place out for an hour. I think I'll smoke outside like normal except on game days. During the game I'll be smoking in my recliner." Then give her a kiss, a smack on the backside, and say "Oh, while you're in the kitchen will you grab me a beer please? Thanks."

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Originally Posted by T.G

Go for it, just air the place out afterwards.

If you think you are going to get caught, wait untill a few hours before she gets back and put something on the stove / in the oven and burn the crap out of it. Just incenerate the damn thing. Something like an entire bulb of chopped garlic (not a clove, an entire bulb) fryed in oil unitl it all burns, then, burn the oil too. Maybe even toss in a few dried jalopone chilies. Tell her you were trying to make chinese food, but you messed up. Or burn a pot full of cheap spaghetti sauce from the $1 store, maybe a few slices of toast too.

MrOneEyedBoh · 09-27-2009, 06:22 PM

Just do it and make one of these. Get a toilet paper roll and put dryer sheets over one end and hold them with a rubberband. Then when you exhale blow it thru the open end and it will come out the end with the dryer sheets to hide the smell. It does work, but yes I'm kidding haha.

Have fun man. Febreze and fans

Starscream · 09-27-2009, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by elderboy02

Fry some bacon before she comes home

Or cook some collards. That smell will overpower any other smell in the house.

T.G · 09-27-2009, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MrOneEyedBoh

Just do it and make one of these. Get a toilet paper roll and put dryer sheets over one end and hold them with a rubberband. Then when you exhale blow it thru the open end and it will come out the end with the dryer sheets to hide the smell. It does work, but yes I'm kidding haha.

Have fun man. Febreze and fans

Do I really want to know what you were actually smoking to come up with something like that?

troutbreath · 09-27-2009, 06:52 PM

Wow. I wish I had this thread on Friday. I caught some grief because of the smell of smoke in the house after my office day . . . and I had been smoking OUTSIDE. I think my wife is part bloodhound.

jerseystepup · 09-27-2009, 06:54 PM

This is great.. i went with an El rey de los habanos robusto... so good but ummm it effin smellllllsss and is smokeeeeey in here fck it right?

captain53 · 09-27-2009, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by jerseystepup

This is great.. i went with an El rey de los habanos robusto... so good but ummm it effin smellllllsss and is smokeeeeey in here fck it right?

Right Brother -

MrOneEyedBoh · 09-27-2009, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by T.G

Do I really want to know what you were actually smoking to come up with something like that?

No I was just saying.

And its an old easy method. I've read about it all over the net and heard it from friends.

Jimbo14 · 09-27-2009, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jerseystepup

Well... Im doing it.. so you better.. dont leave me all alone on this one!

Haha good on you Randy. Your going to get busted though. My girlfriend hates me smoking and can pick up the scent a mile away.

Women you can't live with them, you can't live without them...

timo · 09-27-2009, 07:50 PM

Just say what my son always says, "it wasn't me"

GTCanuk · 09-27-2009, 08:10 PM

Just open the windows and have a fan blow out 1, then fabreze

MrOneEyedBoh · 09-27-2009, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Spitnchew

Just say what my son always says, "it wasn't me"

Or the devil made me do it

skullnrose · 09-27-2009, 08:34 PM

Tell her you smoked outside and left the door or the windows open and the smoke musta blowin in.

09-27-2009, 04:29 PM	#21
dogface_313 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Smell of smoking I want to smoke in my place as well, Fiancee and future in-laws are coming down this Thursday though.

09-27-2009, 04:33 PM	#22
jerseystepup L-I-V-I-N Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Randy Location: New Jersey Posts: 774 Trading: (9)	Re: Smell of smoking Well... Im doing it.. so you better.. dont leave me all alone on this one!

09-27-2009, 04:37 PM	#23
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,509 Trading: (133)	Re: Smell of smoking Fry some bacon before she comes home

09-27-2009, 04:41 PM	#25
King James Regard Me! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jim Location: Dark Side Of The Moon Posts: 2,565 Trading: (2)	Re: Smell of smoking If you air out the place and maybe spray some febreeze or use the incense it should be fine by Tuesday. Or if you have a air purifier or something that would help alot too. Maybe try to open a window and point a fan in the direction of that window during the cigar and it will flush some of the smoke out right away so it doesn't linger. And I vote General Tso's as well __________________ Mob Herfin' Since 2006

09-27-2009, 04:56 PM	#27
dogface_313 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Smell of smoking I hope you enjoy that cigar. If your going to do it, smoke something good, and make sure it is big.

09-27-2009, 06:22 PM	#29
MrOneEyedBoh Hon. Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 953 Trading: (30)	Re: Smell of smoking Just do it and make one of these. Get a toilet paper roll and put dryer sheets over one end and hold them with a rubberband. Then when you exhale blow it thru the open end and it will come out the end with the dryer sheets to hide the smell. It does work, but yes I'm kidding haha. Have fun man. Febreze and fans

09-27-2009, 06:52 PM	#32
troutbreath Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: The Dash, NC Posts: 706 Trading: (0)	Re: Smell of smoking Wow. I wish I had this thread on Friday. I caught some grief because of the smell of smoke in the house after my office day . . . and I had been smoking OUTSIDE. I think my wife is part bloodhound.

09-27-2009, 06:54 PM	#33
jerseystepup L-I-V-I-N Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Randy Location: New Jersey Posts: 774 Trading: (9)	Re: Smell of smoking This is great.. i went with an El rey de los habanos robusto... so good but ummm it effin smellllllsss and is smokeeeeey in here fck it right?

09-27-2009, 07:50 PM	#37
timo Feeling at Home Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: MA Posts: 723 Trading: (0)	Re: Smell of smoking Just say what my son always says, "it wasn't me" __________________ Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics

09-27-2009, 08:10 PM	#38
GTCanuk Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Paul (AKA Darrel) Location: Windsor. ON Posts: 248 Trading: (0)	Re: Smell of smoking Just open the windows and have a fan blow out 1, then fabreze

09-27-2009, 08:34 PM	#40
skullnrose Ashes,ashes,all fall down Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Scott Posts: 799 Trading: (16)	Re: Smell of smoking Tell her you smoked outside and left the door or the windows open and the smoke musta blowin in. __________________

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