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Old 09-17-2013, 08:26 AM   #521
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[quote=Brlesq;1883631]I often post the instructions for a similar old tray on "How to Make Ice" for those morons at the office that take the last ice cube.

Wow.
Metal ice trays with lever.
Man is that an oldie.
I remember I considered the plastic and twist the most incredible invention since fire.
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Old 09-17-2013, 09:04 AM   #522
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How about those truly innovative folks at Miller Lite????
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Old 09-17-2013, 09:06 AM   #523
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or even older...
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Old 11-25-2013, 01:58 PM   #524
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Anyone remember these ads?

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Old 11-25-2013, 02:03 PM   #525
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Anyone remember these ads?

Ahh, yes. Columbia House record and tape club. We used to sign up the principal's kids so we could get our free albums.
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Old 11-25-2013, 02:16 PM   #526
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Ahh, yes. Columbia House record and tape club. We used to sign up the principal's kids so we could get our free albums.
Ordered a few back in the day...

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Old 12-03-2013, 12:03 PM   #527
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My Brother in Law back in the early 70's bought a console stereo from the local department store. As part of the sale, he had to select 500 8 track tapes from a list. That's a good size pile of tapes.
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Old 12-03-2013, 05:22 PM   #528
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Ordered a few back in the day...

Isn't that keyboard older than the tapes?
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Old 12-03-2013, 05:45 PM   #529
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Pretty close!
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Old 05-07-2014, 09:33 AM   #530
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:03 AM   #531
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I remember those Steve.

How about these? These were more fun...didn't need the gun. A rock would work just fine.

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I remember those Steve.

How about these? These were more fun...didn't need the gun. A rock would work just fine.

Those were the first ones that I had...

Remember the rockets you could get that used these as well? You threw them and when they landed it set of the strip.
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:20 AM   #533
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Another oldie-but-goodie (I did not have one, but my neighbors did -- my brother and I were very jealous!):

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Old 05-07-2014, 12:12 PM   #534
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Those were the first ones that I had...

Remember the rockets you could get that used these as well? You threw them and when they landed it set of the strip.
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Old 05-07-2014, 01:46 PM   #535
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Those things were awesome, Steve. I might even still have mine someplace.
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Old 05-07-2014, 01:56 PM   #536
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Those things were awesome, Steve. I might even still have mine someplace.

After starting to clean my dad's place out, I am sure I will uncover a LOT of things like that tucked away!
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Old 05-07-2014, 04:02 PM   #538
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Remember when these were EVERYWHERE?

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Those things were awesome, Steve. I might even still have mine someplace.
I know I still have one of these, now I just gotta find some caps to go with it

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Remember when these were EVERYWHERE?



Huh? What is that? Stinker dust on a white wall? Musta been before my time. Missed that fad.
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