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Old 02-16-2013, 10:13 AM   #1
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Default But dad i love her

Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"

Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.
I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister.
"The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ...

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that.Angela is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,
he went straight to his mother crying.

Son:"Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him He isn't your father."
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Old 02-16-2013, 10:20 AM   #2
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Old 02-16-2013, 10:24 AM   #3
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Old 02-16-2013, 10:30 AM   #4
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Old 02-16-2013, 10:40 AM   #5
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Old 02-16-2013, 12:03 PM   #6
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Old 02-16-2013, 12:16 PM   #7
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I don't get it.



Then again, I was born and raised in The South, so I don't see the problem anyway.
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Old 02-16-2013, 12:17 PM   #8
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Old 02-16-2013, 12:29 PM   #9
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Old 02-16-2013, 01:03 PM   #10
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Old 02-16-2013, 01:51 PM   #11
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Haha!!
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Old 02-16-2013, 05:48 PM   #13
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