Gonna go Ice Fishing this year...

Steve · 11-05-2012, 07:46 AM

This guy decides to go ice fishing. He collects his gear, goes out onto the ice, pulls out an auger and starts drilling.

LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "There are no fish there."

So the guy goes to another spot and starts to drill.

LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "There's no fish there, either."

Undaunted, the guy tries a third spot.

LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "Nope. Not there either."

The guy is getting a little nervous. He looks up and calls out: "Are you God?

LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "No. I'm the arena manager."

Ogre · 11-05-2012, 08:33 AM

Did you ever get any fish Steve???

Steve · 11-05-2012, 08:40 AM

Naw...they weren't bitin'

Remo · 11-05-2012, 08:54 AM

Wow, that was bad

Ogre · 11-05-2012, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Remo

Wow, that was bad

You expect anything different from STEVE?????

kelmac07 · 11-05-2012, 09:26 AM

Dave128 · 11-05-2012, 10:21 AM

I can picture Tom as the voice from above!

Ogre · 11-05-2012, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave128

I can picture Tom as the voice from above!

Now that makes the joke funny!!!

cmitch · 11-05-2012, 04:02 PM

Wanna know how to catch a polar bear?

Polar Bears like fish, soooo, cut a hole in the ice, catch a fish. Lay the fish by the hole. When the polar bear comes up to get the fish, kick him in the icehole!

Ogre · 11-05-2012, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmitch

Wanna know how to catch a polar bear?

Polar Bears like fish, soooo, cut a hole in the ice, catch a fish. Lay the fish by the hole. When the polar bear comes up to get the fish, kick him in the icehole!

Mods, change Claytons user name to STEVE JR.

Steve · 11-06-2012, 10:21 AM

Fuzzy · 11-07-2012, 06:34 AM

Being a true Florida Cracker, ice fishing was something I wanted to learn about.

I found the perfect bait!

Steve · 11-07-2012, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fuzzy

Being a true Florida Cracker, ice fishing was something I wanted to learn about.

I found the perfect bait!

Awesome!

Bluetick · 11-07-2012, 11:24 AM

I was waiting for the voice to say.

Hey buddy! this is a sewer lagoon!!

11-05-2012, 07:46 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Gonna go Ice Fishing this year... This guy decides to go ice fishing. He collects his gear, goes out onto the ice, pulls out an auger and starts drilling. LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "There are no fish there." So the guy goes to another spot and starts to drill. LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "There's no fish there, either." Undaunted, the guy tries a third spot. LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "Nope. Not there either." The guy is getting a little nervous. He looks up and calls out: "Are you God? LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "No. I'm the arena manager." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

11-05-2012, 08:33 AM	#2
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Gonna go Ice Fishing this year... Did you ever get any fish Steve??? __________________

11-05-2012, 08:40 AM	#3
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Gonna go Ice Fishing this year... Naw...they weren't bitin' __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

11-05-2012, 08:54 AM	#4
Remo C.I.A Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: Mike Location: Palm Harbor, Florida Posts: 12,597 Trading: (122)	Re: Gonna go Ice Fishing this year... Wow, that was bad __________________

11-05-2012, 09:26 AM	#6
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Gonna go Ice Fishing this year... __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

11-05-2012, 10:21 AM	#7
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: Gonna go Ice Fishing this year... I can picture Tom as the voice from above! __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

11-05-2012, 04:02 PM	#9
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	For Steve Wanna know how to catch a polar bear? Polar Bears like fish, soooo, cut a hole in the ice, catch a fish. Lay the fish by the hole. When the polar bear comes up to get the fish, kick him in the icehole! __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

11-06-2012, 10:21 AM	#11
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Gonna go Ice Fishing this year... __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

11-07-2012, 06:34 AM	#12
Fuzzy True Derelict Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Bruce Location: SE Florida Swamps Posts: 21 Trading: (0)	Re: Gonna go Ice Fishing this year... Being a true Florida Cracker, ice fishing was something I wanted to learn about. I found the perfect bait!

11-07-2012, 11:24 AM	#14
Bluetick Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: USA Posts: 112 Trading: (0)	Re: Gonna go Ice Fishing this year... I was waiting for the voice to say. Hey buddy! this is a sewer lagoon!!

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