Gonna go Ice Fishing this year...
 

This guy decides to go ice fishing. He collects his gear, goes out onto the ice, pulls out an auger and starts drilling.

LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "There are no fish there."

So the guy goes to another spot and starts to drill.

LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "There's no fish there, either."

Undaunted, the guy tries a third spot.

LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "Nope. Not there either."

The guy is getting a little nervous. He looks up and calls out: "Are you God?

LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "No. I'm the arena manager."

Re: Gonna go Ice Fishing this year...
 

Did you ever get any fish Steve???

Re: Gonna go Ice Fishing this year...
 

Naw...they weren't bitin' ;)

Re: Gonna go Ice Fishing this year...
 

Wow, that was bad :r

Re: Gonna go Ice Fishing this year...
 

You expect anything different from STEVE?????:r

Re: Gonna go Ice Fishing this year...
 

:r :r

Re: Gonna go Ice Fishing this year...
 

I can picture Tom as the voice from above! :r

Re: Gonna go Ice Fishing this year...
 

Now that makes the joke funny!!!:r:r

For Steve
 

Wanna know how to catch a polar bear?

Polar Bears like fish, soooo, cut a hole in the ice, catch a fish. Lay the fish by the hole. When the polar bear comes up to get the fish, kick him in the icehole!

Re: For Steve
 

Mods, change Claytons user name to STEVE JR.:sh

Re: Gonna go Ice Fishing this year...
 

:r:r

Re: Gonna go Ice Fishing this year...
 

Being a true Florida Cracker, ice fishing was something I wanted to learn about.

I found the perfect bait!

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/l...le/Icebait.jpg

Re: Gonna go Ice Fishing this year...
 

Awesome!

Re: Gonna go Ice Fishing this year...
 

I was waiting for the voice to say.

Hey buddy! this is a sewer lagoon!!