I am so completely ****ed.

BHalbrooks · 09-29-2012, 10:13 PM

I'll take you back a bit.

I keep a journal of every new Cigar I smoke. My Wife was sitting next to me and said, "That green label smells like Mints, I didn't know they smelled nice like that." She usually likes the woody, leathery, hay smell, but went crazy like a Cat on Catnip when she smelled the mint. I have smoked 1 infused Cigar ever, so this was BIG news for her.

Fast forward to a week ago, she says that she'll only drive to a BM that's 40 min away, if I get her "one of those good smelling ones." I got her an Acid Blondie in the smallest size they have. Since that day, I've ordered 2 5'ers off of the devil site.

Today I've had two Cigars. When I went to light up the second one she said, "Where's mine?" She smoked two today. I'm ****ed. She's now asking for more and more.

There are good things that also go along with this... This means that I can now funnel more money into CIGARS! This also means I HAVE to upgrade my Humidor now, because I can't mix infused and mine, right? This also means that I just HAD to giver her my single stinky, and ordered a 4 finger.

Tough life.

DaBear · 09-29-2012, 10:16 PM

I was a bit worried this was about to go a different direction from the title. All I have to say is you brought this on yourself!

09-29-2012, 10:21 PM

You are toast

09-29-2012, 10:23 PM

Hilarious. I thought the same thing when my wife said she wanted to get into golf. After that, I stopped golfing. I don't suggest you do the same with cigars.

N2 GOLD · 09-29-2012, 10:48 PM

I thought you were going to need bail money or new passport... LOL!!!

BHalbrooks · 09-29-2012, 10:52 PM

No no, that'd go in the general discussion

PCR · 09-29-2012, 11:02 PM

I need your wife to talk to my wife.

kelmac07 · 09-29-2012, 11:10 PM

There goes that cigar budget.

MarkinAZ · 09-29-2012, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BHalbrooks

Tough life....

Yeah, but the sex must be better now

cjhalbrooks · 09-30-2012, 12:50 AM

Okay I have an extra humidor I can hook you up with. Along with the pelican case. Along with a lighter and cuter. See ya Thursday.

AlohaStyle · 09-30-2012, 01:06 AM

Glad you are liking it bro.

I'm probably different than most... I'm glad my wife hates cigars. I enjoy her company, but with 2 little kids, I enjoy my "alone" time more! Plus I don't need my wife smelling like smoke... LOL

squishy · 09-30-2012, 01:54 AM

that truly is a bad position to be in. what ever will you do???

icehog3 · 09-30-2012, 02:04 AM

Better to have a wife who loves cigars than one who hates cigars.

I had one of the latter once....she's an ex-wife now.

09-30-2012, 03:40 AM

What was the "mint smelling" cigar?... I have a buddy that is trying to convert his girlfriend...

emopunker2004 · 09-30-2012, 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robulous78

What was the "mint smelling" cigar?... I have a buddy that is trying to convert his girlfriend...

I'd bet it was a Drew Estate Java Mint.

maninblack · 09-30-2012, 07:57 AM

I like my alone time with my smoke, but every once in a while it would be nice for her to join me. I should give her the Punisher Mac bombed me with.

363 · 09-30-2012, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maninblack

I like my alone time with my smoke, but every once in a while it would be nice for her to join me. I should give her the Punisher Mac bombed me with.

That is couch talk right there, Kevin. You let me know how that goes

Ogre · 09-30-2012, 08:09 AM

I am in the exact situation. Leigh now has a 150 count desk top (Packed Full) and now she is looking at my cigars. Good luck with this one brother.

fairladyz33 · 09-30-2012, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justinphilly

Hilarious. I thought the same thing when my wife said she wanted to get into golf. After that, I stopped golfing. I don't suggest you do the same with cigars.

Similar here but with slightly different outcome. I made the mistake of taking my wife to a club track day and she had so much fun she wanted to start tagging along to all my track events. Luckily, my car only seats two and when I "take the passenger seat out for weight reduction" only seats one. After that it was back to business as usual.

hammondc · 09-30-2012, 09:02 AM

Oh yeah!!!

09-29-2012, 10:13 PM	#1
BHalbrooks Have My Own Room Join Date: Nov 2011 First Name: B Location: Texas Posts: 1,122 Trading: (5)	I am so completely ed. I'll take you back a bit. I keep a journal of every new Cigar I smoke. My Wife was sitting next to me and said, "That green label smells like Mints, I didn't know they smelled nice like that." She usually likes the woody, leathery, hay smell, but went crazy like a Cat on Catnip when she smelled the mint. I have smoked 1 infused Cigar ever, so this was BIG news for her. Fast forward to a week ago, she says that she'll only drive to a BM that's 40 min away, if I get her "one of those good smelling ones." I got her an Acid Blondie in the smallest size they have. Since that day, I've ordered 2 5'ers off of the devil site. Today I've had two Cigars. When I went to light up the second one she said, "Where's mine?" She smoked two today. I'm ****ed. She's now asking for more and more. There are good things that also go along with this... This means that I can now funnel more money into CIGARS! This also means I HAVE to upgrade my Humidor now, because I can't mix infused and mine, right? This also means that I just HAD to giver her my single stinky, and ordered a 4 finger. Tough life.

09-29-2012, 10:16 PM	#2
DaBear Have My Own Room Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: Bear Location: Raleigh, NC(NC State) Posts: 2,010 Trading: (26)	Re: I am so completely ed. I was a bit worried this was about to go a different direction from the title. All I have to say is you brought this on yourself!

09-29-2012, 10:21 PM	#3
ChicagoWhiteSox Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I am so completely ed. You are toast

09-29-2012, 10:23 PM	#4
Justinphilly Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I am so completely ed. Hilarious. I thought the same thing when my wife said she wanted to get into golf. After that, I stopped golfing. I don't suggest you do the same with cigars.

09-29-2012, 10:48 PM	#5
N2 GOLD MIND OVER MATTER... Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: RICO Location: So. CAL 33° 44' 44" N / 117° 52' 0" W Posts: 2,330 Trading: (1)	Re: I am so completely ed. I thought you were going to need bail money or new passport... LOL!!! __________________ When I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya.

09-29-2012, 10:52 PM	#6
BHalbrooks Have My Own Room Join Date: Nov 2011 First Name: B Location: Texas Posts: 1,122 Trading: (5)	Re: I am so completely ed. No no, that'd go in the general discussion

09-29-2012, 11:02 PM	#7
PCR Maduro! Maduro? Maduro. Join Date: Aug 2010 First Name: Paul Location: NW Washington State Posts: 429 Trading: (6)	Re: I am so completely ed. I need your wife to talk to my wife. __________________ "I smoke cigars when I win, to celebrate ... and I smoke cigars when I lose to console myself." -Winston Churchill

09-29-2012, 11:10 PM	#8
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: I am so completely ed. There goes that cigar budget. __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

09-30-2012, 12:50 AM	#10
cjhalbrooks I am behind you. SHHHHH Join Date: Dec 2011 First Name: Cory Location: Under a Bridge, trying to find the troll who stole my soul. Posts: 1,370 Trading: (20)	Re: I am so completely ed. Okay I have an extra humidor I can hook you up with. Along with the pelican case. Along with a lighter and cuter. See ya Thursday. __________________ GMCGTPWHAF Tennessee Chapter. Down with the bloody BIG HEAD

09-30-2012, 01:06 AM	#11
AlohaStyle Have My Own Room Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: WA Posts: 1,168 Trading: (40)	Re: I am so completely ed. Glad you are liking it bro. I'm probably different than most... I'm glad my wife hates cigars. I enjoy her company, but with 2 little kids, I enjoy my "alone" time more! Plus I don't need my wife smelling like smoke... LOL

09-30-2012, 01:54 AM	#12
squishy I am right behind you Join Date: Aug 2012 First Name: Eric Location: Orlando Posts: 105 Trading: (2)	Re: I am so completely ed. that truly is a bad position to be in. what ever will you do??? __________________ BOOM HEADSHOT

09-30-2012, 02:04 AM	#13
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,284 Trading: (60)	Re: I am so completely ed. Better to have a wife who loves cigars than one who hates cigars. I had one of the latter once....she's an ex-wife now. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

09-30-2012, 03:40 AM	#14
Robulous78 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I am so completely ed. What was the "mint smelling" cigar?... I have a buddy that is trying to convert his girlfriend...

09-30-2012, 07:57 AM	#16
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: I am so completely ed. I like my alone time with my smoke, but every once in a while it would be nice for her to join me. I should give her the Punisher Mac bombed me with. __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

09-30-2012, 08:09 AM	#18
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: I am so completely ed. I am in the exact situation. Leigh now has a 150 count desk top (Packed Full) and now she is looking at my cigars. Good luck with this one brother. __________________

09-30-2012, 09:02 AM	#20
hammondc Moar Padrons! Join Date: Aug 2010 First Name: Chip Location: Senoia, GA Posts: 2,625 Trading: (17)	Re: I am so completely ed. Oh yeah!!!

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