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BHalbrooks 09-29-2012 09:13 PM

I am so completely ****ed.
 
I'll take you back a bit.

I keep a journal of every new Cigar I smoke. My Wife was sitting next to me and said, "That green label smells like Mints, I didn't know they smelled nice like that." She usually likes the woody, leathery, hay smell, but went crazy like a Cat on Catnip when she smelled the mint. I have smoked 1 infused Cigar ever, so this was BIG news for her.

Fast forward to a week ago, she says that she'll only drive to a BM that's 40 min away, if I get her "one of those good smelling ones." I got her an Acid Blondie in the smallest size they have. Since that day, I've ordered 2 5'ers off of the devil site.

Today I've had two Cigars. When I went to light up the second one she said, "Where's mine?" She smoked two today. I'm ****ed. She's now asking for more and more.

There are good things that also go along with this... This means that I can now funnel more money into CIGARS! This also means I HAVE to upgrade my Humidor now, because I can't mix infused and mine, right? This also means that I just HAD to giver her my single stinky, and ordered a 4 finger.

Tough life.

DaBear 09-29-2012 09:16 PM

Re: I am so completely ****ed.
 
:r

I was a bit worried this was about to go a different direction from the title. All I have to say is you brought this on yourself! :r

ChicagoWhiteSox 09-29-2012 09:21 PM

Re: I am so completely ****ed.
 
You are toast:r:r:r

Justinphilly 09-29-2012 09:23 PM

Re: I am so completely ****ed.
 
Hilarious. I thought the same thing when my wife said she wanted to get into golf. After that, I stopped golfing. I don't suggest you do the same with cigars.

N2 GOLD 09-29-2012 09:48 PM

Re: I am so completely ****ed.
 
I thought you were going to need bail money or new passport... LOL!!! :ss

BHalbrooks 09-29-2012 09:52 PM

Re: I am so completely ****ed.
 
No no, that'd go in the general discussion :r

PCR 09-29-2012 10:02 PM

Re: I am so completely ****ed.
 
I need your wife to talk to my wife. :tu

kelmac07 09-29-2012 10:10 PM

Re: I am so completely ****ed.
 
There goes that cigar budget. :bh :bh

MarkinAZ 09-29-2012 10:17 PM

Re: I am so completely ****ed.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BHalbrooks (Post 1724928)
Tough life....


Yeah, but the sex must be better now:tu

cjhalbrooks 09-29-2012 11:50 PM

Re: I am so completely ****ed.
 
Okay I have an extra humidor I can hook you up with. Along with the pelican case. Along with a lighter and cuter. See ya Thursday.

AlohaStyle 09-30-2012 12:06 AM

Re: I am so completely ****ed.
 
Glad you are liking it bro. :)

I'm probably different than most... I'm glad my wife hates cigars. I enjoy her company, but with 2 little kids, I enjoy my "alone" time more! Plus I don't need my wife smelling like smoke... LOL

squishy 09-30-2012 12:54 AM

Re: I am so completely ****ed.
 
that truly is a bad position to be in. what ever will you do???

icehog3 09-30-2012 01:04 AM

Re: I am so completely ****ed.
 
Better to have a wife who loves cigars than one who hates cigars.

I had one of the latter once....she's an ex-wife now. :lr

Robulous78 09-30-2012 02:40 AM

Re: I am so completely ****ed.
 
What was the "mint smelling" cigar?... I have a buddy that is trying to convert his girlfriend...

emopunker2004 09-30-2012 02:57 AM

Re: I am so completely ****ed.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Robulous78 (Post 1724987)
What was the "mint smelling" cigar?... I have a buddy that is trying to convert his girlfriend...

I'd bet it was a Drew Estate Java Mint.

maninblack 09-30-2012 06:57 AM

Re: I am so completely ****ed.
 
I like my alone time with my smoke, but every once in a while it would be nice for her to join me. I should give her the Punisher Mac bombed me with.

363 09-30-2012 07:05 AM

Re: I am so completely ****ed.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1725001)
I like my alone time with my smoke, but every once in a while it would be nice for her to join me. I should give her the Punisher Mac bombed me with.

That is couch talk right there, Kevin. You let me know how that goes :r

Ogre 09-30-2012 07:09 AM

Re: I am so completely ****ed.
 
I am in the exact situation. Leigh now has a 150 count desk top (Packed Full) and now she is looking at my cigars. Good luck with this one brother.

fairladyz33 09-30-2012 07:47 AM

Re: I am so completely ****ed.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Justinphilly (Post 1724935)
Hilarious. I thought the same thing when my wife said she wanted to get into golf. After that, I stopped golfing. I don't suggest you do the same with cigars.

Similar here but with slightly different outcome. I made the mistake of taking my wife to a club track day and she had so much fun she wanted to start tagging along to all my track events. Luckily, my car only seats two and when I "take the passenger seat out for weight reduction" only seats one. After that it was back to business as usual.

hammondc 09-30-2012 08:02 AM

Re: I am so completely ****ed.
 
Oh yeah!!!


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