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01-09-2009, 09:11 PM
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Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day
I guess being Hispanic, I can get away with this.
Hope you enjoy it as much as I did. 1. Cheese: The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but Cheese fat. 2. Mushroom: When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom. 3. Shoulder: My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder. 4. Texas : My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at! 5. Herpes: Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes. 6. July: Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer! 7. Rectum: I had 2 cars but my wife rectum! 8. Juarez: One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?' 9. Chicken: I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself. 10. Wheelchair: We only have one enchilada left but don't worry, wheelchair 11. Chicken wing: My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing. 12. Harassment: My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, 'Honey harassment nothing to me.' 13. Bishop: My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop. 14. Body wash: I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
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01-09-2009, 09:29 PM
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Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day
You are a bad man...
  But FUNNY!
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01-09-2009, 10:45 PM
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Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day
Thanks I needed that laugh.
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01-10-2009, 03:26 AM
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Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day
Funny
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01-10-2009, 10:21 AM
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Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day
OMG! one of my co-workers speaks really good english, but his 'native' annunciation of works like in the list above are just hilarious. I'll have to show him this list.
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01-11-2009, 05:32 PM
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Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day
I couldn't hold back, I had to chuckle myself.
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12-12-2009, 12:19 PM
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Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day
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Thought you were Cuban??
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12-12-2009, 12:45 PM
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Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day
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