Prayers for Wanger

replicant_argent · 11-18-2011, 09:11 AM

Take a moment to send some strength to Mike. For 117 minutes tonight he will forcefully rip his nuts out of his sack for the purpose of pleasing his wife Erin on the anniversary of their marriage.
Good luck and bring a flask of rum to help with the pain of watching the opening of Breaking Dawn tonight, Mike.

Wait, too soon?

I am not really sure that congratulations are in order...

14holestogie · 11-18-2011, 09:15 AM

irratebass · 11-18-2011, 09:19 AM

Mattso3000 · 11-18-2011, 09:21 AM

Wow. Ouch. Thoughts and prayers are with you through this difficult and sometimes painful experience. Hope the rest of the anniversary goes better!

11-18-2011, 09:42 AM

Weekend away from the kids, with grandpa staying at our house, so of course, the rest of the weekend WILL go better. And our actual anniversary is on Sunday, though, so yes, too soon.

LOL

pektel · 11-18-2011, 09:51 AM

Wait, am I the only one that's excited for the movie to come out?

hammondc · 11-18-2011, 09:51 AM

ha ha ha ha! THAT is gonna suck.

CigarNut · 11-18-2011, 09:54 AM

I have to go with my wife as well. I am sure that she will make it worth my while

Ashcan Bill · 11-18-2011, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent

Good luck and bring a flask of rum to help with the pain of watching the opening of Breaking Dawn tonight, Mike.

Don't think a flask of rum would do it. Maybe a jug of tequila and a handful of ludes?

Stephen · 11-18-2011, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by pektel

Wait, am I the only one that's excited for the movie to come out?

*checks* Nope, my testicles are still in tact and fully functional. Had they not, I'm sure I'd be right there with ya.

replicant_argent · 11-18-2011, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pektel

Wait, am I the only one that's excited for the movie to come out?

Just try to blend with the other emo kids at the Mann in GR.

Stephen · 11-18-2011, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill

Don't think a flask of rum would do it. Maybe a jug of tequila and a handful of ludes?

Better take his shoelaces and belt from him, too.

replicant_argent · 11-18-2011, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill

Don't think a flask of rum would do it. Maybe a jug of tequila and a handful of ludes?

151 oughta take the edge off. And remove that nasty saccharine taste.

And by flask, I mean camelback, Mike is tall, he can pull it off.

Hump? What hump?

replicant_argent · 11-18-2011, 10:14 AM

Unfortunately I hope Mike makes it through the movie marathon weekend of romance. I just happen to have the cheat sheet for the marquee.
-27 dresses
-princess diaries
-sisterhood of the traveling pants
-Titanic
-Bridges of Madison County
-Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

Strength, Brother.

11-18-2011, 10:17 AM

Thoughts and prayers sent.
Yikes.

Ashcan Bill · 11-18-2011, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent

151 oughta take the edge off. And remove that nasty saccharine taste.

And by flask, I mean camelback, Mike is tall, he can pull it off.

Hump? What hump?

Ah, 151.

Used to be on a bowling team where 151 and coke was our team drink.

Still sorry about the movie, Mike. You taking a man purse or anything to blend in?

And congrats on the anni!

68TriShield · 11-18-2011, 10:25 AM

I thought you were talking about a vasectomy.

icehog3 · 11-18-2011, 10:33 AM

I am rooting for the werewolf.

Happy Anny, Mike.

replicant_argent · 11-18-2011, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 68TriShield

I thought you were talking about a vasectomy.

This goes way beyond a frozen bag of peas, Dave.

Stephen · 11-18-2011, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent

Unfortunately I hope Mike makes it through the movie marathon weekend of romance. I just happen to have the cheat sheet for the marquee.
-27 dresses
-princess diaries
-sisterhood of the traveling pants
-Titanic
-Bridges of Madison County
-Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

Strength, Brother.

Hell, that's just the first leg. Rumor has it that the following are all queued up and ready to go:

Steel Magnolias
The English Patient
Thelma & Louise
Bridget Jones' Diary
How to Make an American Quilt
Waiting to Exhale
City of Angels
Beaches
Officer and a Gentleman
Fried Green Tomatoes
The Hours

Better make room on the sofa; petkel's coming over, and he's armed with Puffs.

11-18-2011, 09:11 AM	#1
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Prayers for Wanger Take a moment to send some strength to Mike. For 117 minutes tonight he will forcefully rip his nuts out of his sack for the purpose of pleasing his wife Erin on the anniversary of their marriage. Good luck and bring a flask of rum to help with the pain of watching the opening of Breaking Dawn tonight, Mike. Wait, too soon? I am not really sure that congratulations are in order... __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

11-18-2011, 09:15 AM	#2
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11-18-2011, 09:21 AM	#4
Mattso3000 Will ninja for beer Join Date: Aug 2010 First Name: Matt Location: Burnsville, MN Posts: 2,842 Trading: (20)	Re: Prayers for Wanger Wow. Ouch. Thoughts and prayers are with you through this difficult and sometimes painful experience. Hope the rest of the anniversary goes better! __________________ Please Support the Troop Support Contest!

11-18-2011, 09:42 AM	#5
Wanger Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Prayers for Wanger Weekend away from the kids, with grandpa staying at our house, so of course, the rest of the weekend WILL go better. And our actual anniversary is on Sunday, though, so yes, too soon. LOL

11-18-2011, 09:51 AM	#6
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Re: Prayers for Wanger Wait, am I the only one that's excited for the movie to come out? __________________ The problem is not the problem. The problem is your ATTITUDE about the problem.

11-18-2011, 09:51 AM	#7
hammondc Moar Padrons! Join Date: Aug 2010 First Name: Chip Location: Senoia, GA Posts: 2,626 Trading: (17)	Re: Prayers for Wanger ha ha ha ha! THAT is gonna suck.

11-18-2011, 09:54 AM	#8
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Prayers for Wanger I have to go with my wife as well. I am sure that she will make it worth my while __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

11-18-2011, 10:14 AM	#14
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: Prayers for Wanger Unfortunately I hope Mike makes it through the movie marathon weekend of romance. I just happen to have the cheat sheet for the marquee. -27 dresses -princess diaries -sisterhood of the traveling pants -Titanic -Bridges of Madison County -Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood Strength, Brother. __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

11-18-2011, 10:17 AM	#15
LigaPrivadaT84 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Prayers for Wanger Thoughts and prayers sent. Yikes.

11-18-2011, 10:25 AM	#17
68TriShield Got Torque? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Maryland Posts: 7,194 Trading: (40)	Re: Prayers for Wanger I thought you were talking about a vasectomy.

11-18-2011, 10:33 AM	#18
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,441 Trading: (60)	Re: Prayers for Wanger I am rooting for the werewolf. Happy Anny, Mike. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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