Oldie but Goodie

CoreyD · 10-07-2011, 01:01 AM

So a pastor was finishing up his sermon and said to his congregation "Through this next week we will be doing something different.I would like each and every congregational member to do an assignment. I would like each of you to read Mark 17 in the bible and that will lead up to my Sermon for next Sunday."

That following Sunday after a few praise songs the Pastor got up to give his Sermon, started with a few praises,asked if the congregation has done their assignment and if those that have read Mark 17 could please raise their hands now.
The pastor looked over the congregation and saw that a little over 3/4's of the congregation raised their hand with an obedient smile. The pastor let out a sigh and said " Thank You for reading the passage however there is not a Mark 17,Mark only goes to 16 chapters, which brings us to our Sermon for today which is the sins of lying."

irratebass · 10-07-2011, 04:41 AM

Ogre · 10-07-2011, 09:02 AM

Mikess · 10-07-2011, 09:04 AM

WittyUserName · 10-07-2011, 09:20 AM

kelmac07 · 10-07-2011, 10:27 AM

Doooh!!!

Steve · 10-07-2011, 10:52 AM

I actually pulled this one on one of our old youth groups...

10-07-2011, 01:01 AM	#1
CoreyD Licking my wounds Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Corey Location: NE Wisconsin Posts: 1,468 Trading: (23)	Oldie but Goodie So a pastor was finishing up his sermon and said to his congregation "Through this next week we will be doing something different.I would like each and every congregational member to do an assignment. I would like each of you to read Mark 17 in the bible and that will lead up to my Sermon for next Sunday." That following Sunday after a few praise songs the Pastor got up to give his Sermon, started with a few praises,asked if the congregation has done their assignment and if those that have read Mark 17 could please raise their hands now. The pastor looked over the congregation and saw that a little over 3/4's of the congregation raised their hand with an obedient smile. The pastor let out a sigh and said " Thank You for reading the passage however there is not a Mark 17,Mark only goes to 16 chapters, which brings us to our Sermon for today which is the sins of lying." __________________ Serenity - 1. A disposition free from stress or emotion. 2. The absence of mental stress or anxiety

10-07-2011, 04:41 AM	#2
irratebass EMPEROR TOMPKINS Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Mickey Location: Mooresville, Indiana Posts: 8,313 Trading: (48)	Re: Oldie but Goodie __________________

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kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Oldie but Goodie Doooh!!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

10-07-2011, 10:52 AM	#7
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Oldie but Goodie I actually pulled this one on one of our old youth groups... __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

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