Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum - Oldie but Goodie

So a pastor was finishing up his sermon and said to his congregation "Through this next week we will be doing something different.I would like each and every congregational member to do an assignment. I would like each of you to read Mark 17 in the bible and that will lead up to my Sermon for next Sunday."

That following Sunday after a few praise songs the Pastor got up to give his Sermon, started with a few praises,asked if the congregation has done their assignment and if those that have read Mark 17 could please raise their hands now.
The pastor looked over the congregation and saw that a little over 3/4's of the congregation raised their hand with an obedient smile. The pastor let out a sigh and said " Thank You for reading the passage however there is not a Mark 17,Mark only goes to 16 chapters, which brings us to our Sermon for today which is the sins of lying."