Every man's dream

nutcracker · 07-29-2014, 10:14 AM

Recently divorced, Jack's hormones get the getter of him and he heads to a singles bar that caters for an older crowd.

Meets a very good looking fifty-something and they have a few drinks.

She leans over and whispers in his ear: "Would you like to come back to my place for the ultimate.... any man's dream ..... a mother-daughter threesome."

Jack's up like a shot and they head to her place, his heart pounding in anticipation.

She unlocks the door and yells upstairs...

" Hi mom we're home - get ready, we'll be right up!"

STEVE S · 07-29-2014, 10:33 AM

THAT IS A

IN THE FACE OR A

Porch Dweller · 07-29-2014, 12:08 PM

Bow-chicka- OH NO!!!

kelmac07 · 07-29-2014, 02:31 PM

czerbe · 07-29-2014, 03:13 PM

ugh LOL

RUNYYFan · 07-29-2014, 07:51 PM

Ugh, the thoughts I need to clear from my mind.

07-29-2014, 10:14 AM	#1
nutcracker Shameless epicurian Join Date: Apr 2014 First Name: Neil Location: Winnipeg, Canada - Home of the Jets! Posts: 1,631 Trading: (26)	Every man's dream Recently divorced, Jack's hormones get the getter of him and he heads to a singles bar that caters for an older crowd. Meets a very good looking fifty-something and they have a few drinks. She leans over and whispers in his ear: "Would you like to come back to my place for the ultimate.... any man's dream ..... a mother-daughter threesome." Jack's up like a shot and they head to her place, his heart pounding in anticipation. She unlocks the door and yells upstairs... " Hi mom we're home - get ready, we'll be right up!"

07-29-2014, 10:33 AM	#2
STEVE S Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Coconut Creek, Fl. Posts: 1,092 Trading: (1)	Re: Every man's dream THAT IS A IN THE FACE OR A __________________ Smoking cigars is a hobby and a great way to pass the time of day!

07-29-2014, 12:08 PM	#3
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,461 Trading: (24)	Re: Every man's dream Bow-chicka- OH NO!!! __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

07-29-2014, 02:31 PM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Every man's dream __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

07-29-2014, 03:13 PM	#5
czerbe Just a Traveling Man Join Date: Apr 2012 First Name: Corey Location: Reading Pa Posts: 1,309 Trading: (2)	Re: Every man's dream ugh LOL __________________ Live fast, hard, everyday like its your last.

07-29-2014, 07:51 PM	#6
RUNYYFan Life, Liberty, Happiness Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Marc Location: Splitting time between Dayton, NJ and Needmore, PA Posts: 360 Trading: (0)	Re: Every man's dream Ugh, the thoughts I need to clear from my mind. __________________ Marc Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed. - Anon.