Crumpled....

shark · 03-06-2013, 08:02 PM

"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
"No," I said.
She gave me a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
"Have you ever seen a fifty dollar bill all crumpled up?" she asked.
"No," I said.
She gave me another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," I said, intrigued.

"Well, go and take a quick look in the garage."

Dave128 · 03-06-2013, 08:15 PM

Oh crap....

markem · 03-06-2013, 08:22 PM

take it to the next level!

AdamJoshua · 03-06-2013, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

take it to the next level!

"Because sometimes your 2 best friends are a$$holes too!"

CigarNut · 03-06-2013, 09:14 PM

Steve · 03-07-2013, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by shark

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03-06-2013, 08:02 PM	#1
shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,584 Trading: (0)	Crumpled.... "Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife. "No," I said. She gave me a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill. "Have you ever seen a fifty dollar bill all crumpled up?" she asked. "No," I said. She gave me another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill. "Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?" "No," I said, intrigued. "Well, go and take a quick look in the garage." __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds

03-06-2013, 08:15 PM	#2
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: Crumpled.... Oh crap.... __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

03-06-2013, 08:22 PM	#3
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03-06-2013, 09:14 PM	#5
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