Marriage

irratebass · 08-31-2011, 08:38 AM

After being married for thirty years....a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly...then said,
"You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks..... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.
She smiled happily and said...."Oh, that's so lovely.....What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

His eye is still swollen....but it will get better....

08-31-2011, 08:47 AM

kelmac07 · 08-31-2011, 08:59 AM

DPD6030 · 08-31-2011, 10:07 AM

Dude I so thought the title was the Joke

This is a good one though

Ogre · 08-31-2011, 11:35 AM

Skywalker · 08-31-2011, 11:39 AM

N2 GOLD · 08-31-2011, 12:12 PM

TBone · 09-01-2011, 01:19 AM

Drez · 09-01-2011, 04:33 AM

Hahahaha nice

HollywoodQue · 09-01-2011, 06:58 AM

I may have to try that one.....

hscmit · 09-01-2011, 01:27 PM

haha

CigarSquid · 09-01-2011, 02:21 PM

Imma tell my wife soon as I get home... If this is my lost post.. You all know why.

STEVE S · 09-01-2011, 03:19 PM

THAT IS A GOOD ONE.

Tbagley · 09-01-2011, 04:08 PM

Lucky he only got a swollen eye, got off easy!

taltos · 09-05-2011, 06:10 PM

I have to save this for our 30th in a little over a month.

08-31-2011, 08:38 AM	#1
irratebass EMPEROR TOMPKINS Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Mickey Location: Mooresville, Indiana Posts: 8,313 Trading: (48)	Marriage After being married for thirty years....a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks..... "What does that mean?" He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot. She smiled happily and said...."Oh, that's so lovely.....What about I, J, K?" He said, "I'm Just Kidding!" His eye is still swollen....but it will get better.... __________________

08-31-2011, 08:47 AM	#2
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08-31-2011, 08:59 AM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Marriage __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

08-31-2011, 10:07 AM	#4
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: Marriage Dude I so thought the title was the Joke This is a good one though

08-31-2011, 11:35 AM	#5
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Marriage __________________

08-31-2011, 11:39 AM	#6
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Marriage __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

08-31-2011, 12:12 PM	#7
N2 GOLD MIND OVER MATTER... Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: RICO Location: So. CAL 33° 44' 44" N / 117° 52' 0" W Posts: 2,330 Trading: (1)	Re: Marriage __________________ When I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya.

09-01-2011, 01:19 AM	#8
TBone Equal opportunity Bomber Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Paul Location: Virginia Posts: 2,508 Trading: (25)	Re: Marriage

09-01-2011, 04:33 AM	#9
Drez The Warden Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Frank Location: Miami, FL Posts: 3,768 Trading: (35)	Re: Marriage Hahahaha nice __________________ They aren't going to multiply....burn that b!tch!

09-01-2011, 06:58 AM	#10
HollywoodQue Invictus Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Howard Location: In the "D" Posts: 3,123 Trading: (46)	Re: Marriage I may have to try that one.....

09-01-2011, 01:27 PM	#11
hscmit Have My Own Room Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: James Location: no where Posts: 2,200 Trading: (4)	Re: Marriage haha

09-01-2011, 02:21 PM	#12
CigarSquid AKA Garryyjr Join Date: Apr 2011 First Name: Garry Location: Medford, OR - Cigar Zombie Posts: 3,213 Trading: (39)	Re: Marriage Imma tell my wife soon as I get home... If this is my lost post.. You all know why.

09-01-2011, 03:19 PM	#13
STEVE S Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Coconut Creek, Fl. Posts: 1,092 Trading: (1)	Re: Marriage THAT IS A GOOD ONE. __________________ Smoking cigars is a hobby and a great way to pass the time of day!

09-01-2011, 04:08 PM	#14
Tbagley Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jun 2011 First Name: Tom Location: South FL Posts: 116 Trading: (0)	Re: Marriage Lucky he only got a swollen eye, got off easy!

09-05-2011, 06:10 PM	#15
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: Marriage I have to save this for our 30th in a little over a month. __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett