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Old 11-09-2010, 03:42 PM   #1
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...and just getting nothing...not even a clicking? hopefully it's just the battery and nothing more serious
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Old 11-09-2010, 03:45 PM   #2
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Yes, there is.

Getting a call from your pregnant wife, who is three hours away, that the car has broken down and she is stranded on the side of an interstate because your car, which has a major meltdown once every six months, broke its timing belt.
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Old 11-09-2010, 03:48 PM   #3
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Yes, there is.

Getting a call from your pregnant wife, who is three hours away, that the car has broken down and she is stranded on the side of an interstate because your car, which has a major meltdown once every six months, broke its timing belt.
Ouch! That is bad!!!
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Old 11-09-2010, 03:49 PM   #4
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When the cops are chasing you and you're too drunk to find your car?
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Old 11-09-2010, 04:17 PM   #5
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Default Re: is there anything worse then going to your car, turning the key...

when you turn the key and the car explodes, killing you. Happened to me.
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Old 11-09-2010, 04:32 PM   #6
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Going outside on a Saturday morning to find that your Van has been stolen. Then getting back a week later and have it stolen again the next Saturday.
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:42 PM   #7
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when you turn the key and the car explodes, killing you. Happened to me.
True story. I was there, saw him get blown to bits
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Old 11-09-2010, 06:09 PM   #8
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Yes, there is.

Getting a call from your pregnant wife, who is three hours away, that the car has broken down and she is stranded on the side of an interstate because your car, which has a major meltdown once every six months, broke its timing belt.

Same thing happened to my car once. I was in Northern MI, several miles north of Paradise, near Whitefish Bay.
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Old 11-09-2010, 03:45 PM   #9
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This is the worst, knowing your stranded and you feel your gut sink.
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Old 11-09-2010, 03:46 PM   #10
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hope it isnt anything too serious
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Old 11-09-2010, 06:12 PM   #11
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Old 11-09-2010, 06:22 PM   #12
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Waiting two weeks for repairs after your wife hits a deer with your car (and shelling out a $200 deductible), then having same car fail inspection due to a rotted sub-frame.
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Old 11-09-2010, 06:27 PM   #13
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yes much worse.

Opening your humi and finding beetles and holes in your cigars.
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:32 PM   #14
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...and just getting nothing...not even a clicking? hopefully it's just the battery and nothing more serious
There are lots of bad things that can happen. Most of the time things are not as bad as the seem initially -- thank God!

I hope that is the same for you -- only a dead battery!
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:36 PM   #15
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No No No! The worst thing is to get in your car, turn the key, and Jack Elam pops his head out of the glove compartment claiming that you owe him money.

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Getting a call from one of your kids that this



happened on the way to school.

He was pulling in to traffic and someone changed lanes right into him, pulling off his front bumper.
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Old 11-09-2010, 08:06 PM   #17
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Old 11-09-2010, 08:10 PM   #18
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Yes there is....going to your car, looking for the keys, only to see them laying on your seat, then, knowing that you have a spare key on your key ring, which you realize, you also left inside the car...damn
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Old 11-10-2010, 08:27 AM   #19
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Going out to your truck and unlocking the door. Then you look into the truck and realize that two months ago you forgot Al and left him in the truck. He has now fossilized on your passenger seat and the truck has been seized for an ugly infestation. JK Al
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Old 11-10-2010, 08:48 AM   #20
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How about getting into your car and realizing you left a window down for a cat to climb inside and piss all inside your car.
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