Getting old just plain sucks!

Blueface · 09-03-2010, 11:42 AM

I am just NOT getting use to wet pants after every trip.

I think I will go outside, have a smoke and dry up a bit.

I bet only the older gents on this board can relate.

markem · 09-03-2010, 11:43 AM

Let's just hope that they are wet in the front and not in the back Carlos. No amount of drying out will help with wet in the back.

or so I'm told

Blueface · 09-03-2010, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by markem

Let's just hope that they are wet in the front and not in the back Carlos. No amount of drying out will help with wet in the back.

or so I'm told

Crap!!!
Pun intended.

I didn't even stop to consider it could also go that way eventually.
Now I am really depressed.

68TriShield · 09-03-2010, 11:44 AM

I carry a bottle.

Blindjimme · 09-03-2010, 11:50 AM

Go in the backyard with your pants down around your ankles. It may cause other problems, but no more wet pants.

markem · 09-03-2010, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by 68TriShield

I carry a bottle.

in a paper bag
with a screw top
full of ripple

CasaDooley · 09-03-2010, 12:52 PM

Look on the bright side Carlos. By the time we reach 55 we get discounts!

BlackDog · 09-03-2010, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Blueface

I bet only the older gents on this board can relate.

That DEPENDS. Is Bob Dole a member here?

Ashcan Bill · 09-03-2010, 01:15 PM

Have you thought about sewing beads in your pants?

Blueface · 09-03-2010, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by 68TriShield

I carry a bottle.

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Originally Posted by BlackDog

DEPENDS

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Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill

Have you thought about sewing beads in your pants?

Great ideas.

However, best idea ever is why they have blowers in men's rooms so strategically placed.
Ever notice some are low?
Wonder why they don't really work well for your hands?
Really designed and installed by an "old man".
Really designed for your pants.

The Poet · 09-03-2010, 04:23 PM

Hey, if I remember correctly, young men walk around with wet pants too . . . albeit for a different reason.

hotreds · 09-03-2010, 04:41 PM

I used to love khakis!

Smokin Gator · 09-03-2010, 05:09 PM

Shake, wait, shake, wait, shake, wait..... wiggle, shake, wait seems to work for me. YMMV!!!

Old Sailor · 09-03-2010, 05:12 PM

Ya mean you don't wring it out?

Blueface · 09-03-2010, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Smokin Gator

Shake, wait, shake, wait, shake, wait..... wiggle, shake, wait seems to work for me. YMMV!!!

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Originally Posted by Old Sailor

Ya mean you don't wring it out?

I have tried shake it, wait, shake it, wait, read a book, shake it, wax on and wax off, shake it, and regardless, there is always some there waiting for my pants.

markem · 09-03-2010, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Blueface

I have tried shake it, wait, shake it, wait, read a book, shake it, wax on and wax off, shake it, and regardless, there is always some there waiting for my pants.

http://www.dickblick.com/products/miracle-sponges/

markem · 09-03-2010, 05:18 PM

I have no idea how google found this for me, but I can't stop laughing. It's microwavable!

Blueface · 09-03-2010, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

http://www.dickblick.com/products/miracle-sponges/

I can just picture dropping one of those in my pants.
Starts out flat, ends up as a big, deserving of envy bulge.

Blueface · 09-03-2010, 05:20 PM

Isn't this topic a real pisser?

markem · 09-03-2010, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Blueface

Isn't this topic a real pisser?

It just keeps going and going ....

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Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Getting old just plain sucks! I am just NOT getting use to wet pants after every trip. I think I will go outside, have a smoke and dry up a bit. I bet only the older gents on this board can relate. __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

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markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Re: Getting old just plain sucks! Let's just hope that they are wet in the front and not in the back Carlos. No amount of drying out will help with wet in the back. or so I'm told __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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