What Old Men Want

CBI_2 · 01-25-2010, 09:02 PM

Three old men were sitting around and talking.

The 80 year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee. I stand there for twenty minutes, and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again."

The 85 year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on and it's still a problem."

Then the 90 year-old said, "That's not my problem. Every morning at 6:00 am sharp, I have a good long pee. At 6:30 am sharp I have a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me would be if I could wake up before 7:00 am."

cort · 01-25-2010, 09:07 PM

Giant & 49er Fan · 01-25-2010, 09:13 PM

kelmac07 · 01-25-2010, 10:11 PM

Youch!!!

Can some say Depends?

Skywalker · 01-25-2010, 10:19 PM

Now that one was funny!!!

kydsid · 01-26-2010, 08:26 AM

I'd be pissed if everyday started so shitty

G G · 01-26-2010, 08:28 AM

Your avatar aint the Joker for nothing.

01-25-2010, 09:02 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	What Old Men Want Three old men were sitting around and talking. The 80 year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee. I stand there for twenty minutes, and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again." The 85 year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on and it's still a problem." Then the 90 year-old said, "That's not my problem. Every morning at 6:00 am sharp, I have a good long pee. At 6:30 am sharp I have a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me would be if I could wake up before 7:00 am." __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

01-25-2010, 09:07 PM	#2
cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: What Old Men Want

01-25-2010, 09:13 PM	#3
Giant & 49er Fan Formerly known as RPguy Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Jaime Location: McCovey Cove! Posts: 1,318 Trading: (35)	Re: What Old Men Want __________________ "This cigar tastes like the weekend!" - JBoogie

01-25-2010, 10:11 PM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: What Old Men Want Youch!!! Can some say Depends? __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

01-25-2010, 10:19 PM	#5
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: What Old Men Want Now that one was funny!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

01-26-2010, 08:26 AM	#6
kydsid Ditat Deus Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Jason Location: Among the Pines Posts: 2,361 Trading: (46)	Re: What Old Men Want I'd be pissed if everyday started so shitty __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

01-26-2010, 08:28 AM	#7
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: What Old Men Want Your avatar aint the Joker for nothing.