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CBI_2 01-25-2010 08:02 PM

What Old Men Want
 
Three old men were sitting around and talking.


The 80 year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee. I stand there for twenty minutes, and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again."


The 85 year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on and it's still a problem."


Then the 90 year-old said, "That's not my problem. Every morning at 6:00 am sharp, I have a good long pee. At 6:30 am sharp I have a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me would be if I could wake up before 7:00 am."

cort 01-25-2010 08:07 PM

Re: What Old Men Want
 
:r

Giant & 49er Fan 01-25-2010 08:13 PM

Re: What Old Men Want
 
:r

kelmac07 01-25-2010 09:11 PM

Re: What Old Men Want
 
Youch!!! :r :r Can some say Depends? :r :r

Skywalker 01-25-2010 09:19 PM

Re: What Old Men Want
 
Now that one was funny!!!:r

kydsid 01-26-2010 07:26 AM

Re: What Old Men Want
 
I'd be pissed if everyday started so shitty

G G 01-26-2010 07:28 AM

Re: What Old Men Want
 
Your avatar aint the Joker for nothing.:tu


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