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Old 11-23-2021, 10:28 PM   #1
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"911 What's your emergency?" She answers.

"My friend and I were walking through the woods when he just collapsed. I think he died." A man responds. He is very nervous

"Ok, calm down. First, make sure he's dead." The operator replies.

There's a silence on the phone. Then, there's a gunshot.

The man then says, "OK, now what?"
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Old 11-24-2021, 05:15 AM   #2
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Old 11-24-2021, 05:38 AM   #3
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Old 11-24-2021, 12:23 PM   #4
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Best to be sure I always say.
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