In a cave

Steve · 01-13-2011, 03:55 PM

A man was walking through a German forest when he saw this deep cave, so he decided to go exploring. He walked in a ways and saw a flickering light far ahead so he walked to it.

He was surprised to find an old man with a large stack of music scores in front of him. The old man was rubbing the notes off of the paper and laying the blank sheets aside.

The walker was astonished when he saw who he thought the man was. It seemed to be Mozart! He asked, "Are you Mozart?"

"Yes", the old man replied.

"Would that be Wolfgang Mozart?"

Again the reply was "Yes."

"Well, you've been dead for centuries. What are doing rubbing notes off of music?"

[Ready for this ... ???]

The old man looked up, "I'm decomposing!"

Ba Da Bing

01-13-2011, 03:56 PM

wellllll....there's two minutes I'll never get back... ;p

GTsetGO · 01-13-2011, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Springsman

wellllll....there's two minutes I'll never get back... ;p

you a slow reader?

cort · 01-13-2011, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Springsman

wellllll....there's two minutes I'll never get back... ;p

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Originally Posted by GTsetGO

you a slow reader?

Better than the joke!!!!!

Gophernut · 01-17-2011, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Cort

Better than the joke!!!!!

My thoughts exactly. And I actually kinda liked the joke.

Ogre · 01-17-2011, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

My thoughts exactly. And I actually kinda liked the joke.

It must be a "Steve" thing!!!!

G G · 01-13-2011, 04:43 PM

kelmac07 · 01-13-2011, 07:10 PM

Boooooooo

Ogre · 01-13-2011, 07:12 PM

Boooooooo X 2

Skywalker · 01-13-2011, 09:54 PM

MikeyC · 01-13-2011, 11:21 PM

Why is this thread in the "jokes" forum. Can we get a moderator to move this?

guitar4001 · 01-17-2011, 02:15 PM

my goodness.

01-17-2011, 02:20 PM

Oh MY!

Steve · 01-17-2011, 02:29 PM

Steve's have class...

TheCigarNut · 01-17-2011, 03:13 PM

all I have to say.. wow

01-13-2011, 03:55 PM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	In a cave A man was walking through a German forest when he saw this deep cave, so he decided to go exploring. He walked in a ways and saw a flickering light far ahead so he walked to it. He was surprised to find an old man with a large stack of music scores in front of him. The old man was rubbing the notes off of the paper and laying the blank sheets aside. The walker was astonished when he saw who he thought the man was. It seemed to be Mozart! He asked, "Are you Mozart?" "Yes", the old man replied. "Would that be Wolfgang Mozart?" Again the reply was "Yes." "Well, you've been dead for centuries. What are doing rubbing notes off of music?" [Ready for this ... ???] The old man looked up, "I'm decomposing!" Ba Da Bing __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

01-13-2011, 03:56 PM	#2
Springsman Guest Posts: n/a	Re: In a cave wellllll....there's two minutes I'll never get back... ;p

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G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,725 Trading: (10)	Re: In a cave

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01-13-2011, 11:21 PM	#11
MikeyC member of the CA MINYAN Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Somewhere out there Posts: 1,782 Trading: (11)	Re: In a cave Why is this thread in the "jokes" forum. Can we get a moderator to move this? __________________ I think Pandora's box was actually a humidor!

01-17-2011, 02:15 PM	#12
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01-17-2011, 02:20 PM	#13
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Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: In a cave Steve's have class... __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

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TheCigarNut Just in from the Storm Join Date: Jan 2011 First Name: David Location: St. Louis Missouri Posts: 26 Trading: (0)	Re: In a cave all I have to say.. wow