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Steve 01-13-2011 02:55 PM

In a cave
 
A man was walking through a German forest when he saw this deep cave, so he decided to go exploring. He walked in a ways and saw a flickering light far ahead so he walked to it.

He was surprised to find an old man with a large stack of music scores in front of him. The old man was rubbing the notes off of the paper and laying the blank sheets aside.

The walker was astonished when he saw who he thought the man was. It seemed to be Mozart! He asked, "Are you Mozart?"

"Yes", the old man replied.

"Would that be Wolfgang Mozart?"

Again the reply was "Yes."

"Well, you've been dead for centuries. What are doing rubbing notes off of music?"

[Ready for this ... ???]



The old man looked up, "I'm decomposing!"

Ba Da Bing

Springsman 01-13-2011 02:56 PM

Re: In a cave
 
wellllll....there's two minutes I'll never get back... ;p

GTsetGO 01-13-2011 03:00 PM

Re: In a cave
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Springsman (Post 1131662)
wellllll....there's two minutes I'll never get back... ;p

you a slow reader? :D

G G 01-13-2011 03:43 PM

Re: In a cave
 
:tu

kelmac07 01-13-2011 06:10 PM

Re: In a cave
 
Boooooooo :D

Ogre 01-13-2011 06:12 PM

Re: In a cave
 
Boooooooo X 2

Skywalker 01-13-2011 08:54 PM

Re: In a cave
 
http://www.hellinthehallway.net/wp-c...-diint-emu.jpg

cort 01-13-2011 08:58 PM

Re: In a cave
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Springsman (Post 1131662)
wellllll....there's two minutes I'll never get back... ;p

Quote:

Originally Posted by GTsetGO (Post 1131672)
you a slow reader? :D

:r:r:r

Better than the joke!!!!!

MikeyC 01-13-2011 10:21 PM

Re: In a cave
 
Why is this thread in the "jokes" forum. Can we get a moderator to move this?

Gophernut 01-17-2011 12:46 PM

Re: In a cave
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cort (Post 1132169)
:r:r:r

Better than the joke!!!!!

:tpd: My thoughts exactly. And I actually kinda liked the joke.

guitar4001 01-17-2011 01:15 PM

Re: In a cave
 
my goodness.

mpd340 01-17-2011 01:20 PM

Re: In a cave
 
Oh MY!:tu:tu

Ogre 01-17-2011 01:22 PM

Re: In a cave
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1136208)
:tpd: My thoughts exactly. And I actually kinda liked the joke.

It must be a "Steve" thing!!!!:r

Steve 01-17-2011 01:29 PM

Re: In a cave
 
Steve's have class...

TheCigarNut 01-17-2011 02:13 PM

Re: In a cave
 
all I have to say.. wow :D


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