Engineering Question

physiognomy · 03-08-2009, 01:54 PM

Engineering Questions of the Day...

Q#1) How much does a house weigh and how much weight can a rural two-lane bridge hold???

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Q#2) Would this be covered by house insurance, car insurance, or... does it come under roadside assistance???

dunng · 03-08-2009, 01:56 PM

Q#3) I wonder what the bill will be from the town / county to rebuild the bridge...

G G · 03-08-2009, 02:05 PM

Sorry I can't help, as I am not an engineer. I am a rocket scientist.

Funny.

WildBlueSooner · 03-08-2009, 02:18 PM

I think they should just leave it like that. Then in the bathroom cut a hole in the floor so you can **** and fish at the same time.

acruce · 03-08-2009, 02:21 PM

Q#4) How the hell do they get that house off the bridge

JaKaacH · 03-08-2009, 02:34 PM

Q-1 answer: All houses weigh 16oz to the pound.

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Originally Posted by acruce

Q#4) How the hell do they get that house off the bridge

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Probably $4 or 5 hundred an hour, 4 hour minumum, plus to and from travel charges.

DMK · 03-08-2009, 02:43 PM

They should just cut out the end walls and make it into a covered bridge....

tunes · 03-08-2009, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DMK

They should just cut out the end walls and make it into a covered bridge....

BamBam · 03-08-2009, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by physiognomy

Engineering Questions of the Day...

Q#1) how much weight can a rural two-lane bridge hold???

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The standard rural two-lane bridge can hold a house with a one car attached garage.

ahhhh..too late, they should have contacted me before this happened and I could have told them the garage rule

karmaz00 · 03-09-2009, 11:35 AM

wow thats crazy

pbrennan10 · 03-15-2009, 11:37 AM

Does that trailer only have 2 axles?

03-08-2009, 02:21 PM	#5
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karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: Engineering Question wow thats crazy __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

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pbrennan10 Just in from the Storm Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Patrick Location: Charleston, WV Posts: 2 Trading: (1)	Re: Engineering Question Does that trailer only have 2 axles?

03-08-2009, 01:54 PM	#1
physiognomy Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 563 Trading: (18)	Engineering Question Engineering Questions of the Day... Q#1) How much does a house weigh and how much weight can a rural two-lane bridge hold??? . . . . . . . . . . Q#2) Would this be covered by house insurance, car insurance, or... does it come under roadside assistance???

03-08-2009, 01:56 PM	#2
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G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,726 Trading: (10)	Re: Engineering Question Sorry I can't help, as I am not an engineer. I am a rocket scientist. Funny.

03-08-2009, 02:18 PM	#4
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Engineering Question I think they should just leave it like that. Then in the bathroom cut a hole in the floor so you can **** and fish at the same time. __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur