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Old 02-05-2010, 02:09 PM   #1
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Default The difference between "Guts" and "Balls"

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'



BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
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Old 02-05-2010, 02:39 PM   #2
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...that is FANTASTIC!!
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Old 02-05-2010, 02:41 PM   #3
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Nice.
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Old 02-05-2010, 03:18 PM   #4
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Good one.
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Old 02-05-2010, 03:42 PM   #5
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And here I thought that was all about that one movie they made....

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That is great!
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