the dog house...

Devanmc · 10-20-2010, 11:48 AM

Well i recently, as in this week, went on a cigar buying spree. Umm how does one put them selves in the dog house for this...

E.J. · 10-20-2010, 11:56 AM

Personally, I'd just have to lay the AMEX statement on the table and walk off.... Those numbers would speak volumes....

markem · 10-20-2010, 11:56 AM

One doesn't put themselves in the dog house, per se. We all have "over exuberant" sprees, but most see that as an opportunity to learn to appreciate the generic brands of mac and cheese as well as the finer points of canned spam.

Or as Elwood Blues might say, have you ever had a "wish sandwich"?

Devanmc · 10-20-2010, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

One doesn't put themselves in the dog house, per se. We all have "over exuberant" sprees, but most see that as an opportunity to learn to appreciate the generic brands of mac and cheese as well as the finer points of canned spam.

Or as Elwood Blues might say, have you ever had a "wish sandwich"?

I only have 2 sets of htfs coming other then that most are pretty average. Just guatity is putting me in the house. But you have a good point.

2. How do i get out of the dog house now?

Eleven; the girl isnt putting me in the dog house, im putting myself in it.

replicant_argent · 10-20-2010, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Devanmc

Eleven; the girl isnt putting me in the dog house, im putting myself in it.

I think it would forward this thread if you could tell us your definition of doghouse. I am not quite sure we are all on the same page.

Eleven · 10-20-2010, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Devanmc

Eleven; the girl isnt putting me in the dog house, im putting myself in it.

Classic mistake bro!

Dogs do Dog stuff by nature, it's only when they are caught in the act that they go into the Doghouse willingly.

Dogs don't have a conscience, or feel guilty for doing that awesome Dog thing they just did!

5 minutes before I typed this, my wife woke up to let the dogs outside, they were bugging her upstairs. She came down to the Man Cave and asked me to go pick up the dead bunny on our patio. One of our little heathens finally caught something and killed it. They chase squirrels and rabbits in our yard all the time, but it seems they finally got one, and left it on the patio for us.

They couldn't wait to get back out there, but the wife was holding them back while I went out with the gloves and bagged it up.

The Dogs thought they did a great Dog thing, my wife thought they did a bad thing.

If she didn't see the dead rabbit, the Dogs would never know she was disappointed from the tone of her voice. I on the other hand, rubbed their bellies and called them good Doggies. Cause they did what Dogs do, and they don't feel bad about it.

md4958 · 10-20-2010, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Devanmc

2. How do i get out of the dog house now?

Eleven; the girl isnt putting me in the dog house, im putting myself in it.

Buyers remorse huh?

Pay your bill, destroy your credit card, and dont apply for a new one.

Unless you do that, youre pretty much phucked.

md4958 · 10-20-2010, 11:59 AM

The question should be "how does one get themselves OUT of the dog house?"

Eleven · 10-20-2010, 12:05 PM

My secrets to NOT being in the doghouse:

My wife NEVER gets into my humidors, cigars don't interest her.

She works nights and sleeps all day.

I get regular UPS deliveries for my work, and as luck would have it, the Devil Site ships UPS.

I have my own bank accounts for my business.

I always laugh and chuckle every time I see her wearing something new, or something new appears in the house...I never ever get angry or ask how much it costs. Ever.

I have won the lotteries here a few times, and got bombed at random once, so packages showing up in the regular mail are rarely questioned either.

Add all of this up and I can quietly spend all of my money in peace! My only concern next is that I am running out of room

E.J. · 10-20-2010, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Eleven

every time I see her wearing something new, or something new appears in the house...I never ever get angry or ask how much it costs. Ever.

Words to live by right there.....

neoflex · 10-20-2010, 12:16 PM

Reloadable charge card my friend.

massphatness · 10-20-2010, 12:24 PM

I find I can get by on two meals a day during the week and one large meal each weekend day if I just sleep in.

Devanmc · 10-20-2010, 12:35 PM

Well then... guess ill stop feeling bad for all the deliciousness i bought. Haha and very good story

shilala · 10-20-2010, 12:40 PM

I'm not sure what it looks like on the outside of the doghouse. It's gotten pretty damn cozy, really.

cigarmonkel · 10-20-2010, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

I'm not sure what it looks like on the outside of the doghouse. It's gotten pretty damn cozy, really.

don't listen to scott! He's been in there so long he forgot what being outside of the dog house is like! Although... as long as you bring some cigars i suppose it couldn't be THAT bad..

kelmac07 · 10-20-2010, 12:41 PM

Better than bread n water.

Skywalker · 10-20-2010, 12:48 PM

Dog house? Dog house?

We don't need no stinkin' dog house!!!

CigarNut · 10-20-2010, 12:45 PM

Is your doghouse your man cave??

Devanmc · 10-20-2010, 12:50 PM

my version of the dog house is being mad at myself for spending aprox:300ish on cigars in the past week...

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Originally Posted by elderboy02

I personally would like to thank you for going on a buying spree. It made room for my incoming stuff in my Aristocrat.

yes you were one of the victims of my spree and the largest of my purchases by volume

elderboy02 · 10-20-2010, 12:49 PM

I personally would like to thank you for going on a buying spree. It made room for my incoming stuff in my Aristocrat.

10-20-2010, 11:48 AM	#1
Devanmc Have My Own Room Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: Devan Location: The Zoo Posts: 1,971 Trading: (40)	the dog house... Well i recently, as in this week, went on a cigar buying spree. Umm how does one put them selves in the dog house for this... __________________ I spent a lot of my money on booze, cigars, birds and fast cars, the rest I just squandered. -George Best

10-20-2010, 11:56 AM	#2
E.J. I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,218 Trading: (21)	Re: the dog house... Personally, I'd just have to lay the AMEX statement on the table and walk off.... Those numbers would speak volumes....

10-20-2010, 11:56 AM	#3
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,622 Trading: (47)	Re: the dog house... One doesn't put themselves in the dog house, per se. We all have "over exuberant" sprees, but most see that as an opportunity to learn to appreciate the generic brands of mac and cheese as well as the finer points of canned spam. Or as Elwood Blues might say, have you ever had a "wish sandwich"? __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

10-20-2010, 11:59 AM	#8
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: the dog house... The question should be "how does one get themselves OUT of the dog house?" __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

10-20-2010, 12:05 PM	#9
Eleven Solid As The Sun Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Scott Location: SW Ohio Posts: 1,859 Trading: (23)	Re: the dog house... My secrets to NOT being in the doghouse: My wife NEVER gets into my humidors, cigars don't interest her. She works nights and sleeps all day. I get regular UPS deliveries for my work, and as luck would have it, the Devil Site ships UPS. I have my own bank accounts for my business. I always laugh and chuckle every time I see her wearing something new, or something new appears in the house...I never ever get angry or ask how much it costs. Ever. I have won the lotteries here a few times, and got bombed at random once, so packages showing up in the regular mail are rarely questioned either. Add all of this up and I can quietly spend all of my money in peace! My only concern next is that I am running out of room __________________ CA: putting the 'man' in bromance since 2008! --markem.

10-20-2010, 12:16 PM	#11
neoflex I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: John Location: Monroe, NC Posts: 2,765 Trading: (32)	Re: the dog house... Reloadable charge card my friend. __________________

10-20-2010, 12:24 PM	#12
massphatness Where's my buffaloooo ... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Vin Location: MassHolia Posts: 12,690 Trading: (206)	Re: the dog house... I find I can get by on two meals a day during the week and one large meal each weekend day if I just sleep in. __________________ *Help Support The Navy SEAL Foundation: HERE*

10-20-2010, 12:35 PM	#13
Devanmc Have My Own Room Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: Devan Location: The Zoo Posts: 1,971 Trading: (40)	Re: the dog house... Well then... guess ill stop feeling bad for all the deliciousness i bought. Haha and very good story __________________ I spent a lot of my money on booze, cigars, birds and fast cars, the rest I just squandered. -George Best

10-20-2010, 12:40 PM	#14
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: the dog house... I'm not sure what it looks like on the outside of the doghouse. It's gotten pretty damn cozy, really. __________________

10-20-2010, 12:41 PM	#16
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: the dog house... Better than bread n water. __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

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Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: the dog house... Dog house? Dog house? We don't need no stinkin' dog house!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

10-20-2010, 12:45 PM	#18
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: the dog house... Is your doghouse your man cave?? __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

10-20-2010, 12:49 PM	#20
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,508 Trading: (133)	Re: the dog house... I personally would like to thank you for going on a buying spree. It made room for my incoming stuff in my Aristocrat.