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Old 05-21-2011, 05:21 PM   #1
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Exclamation For those who overstocked for the rapture.

I know that many of you have been preparing for an event that hasn't happened as planned and now have excess supplies just taking up space.

For all of those who overstocked for the rapture I am offering my services to dispose of such dangerous items as cigars, pipe tobacco, gunpowder, primers, ammunition, firearms, adult art materials, and adult beverages.

There will be no disposal fee charged and full amnesty given.
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Old 05-21-2011, 05:29 PM   #2
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Default Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture.

Why would one overstock for the Rapture?
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Old 05-21-2011, 05:35 PM   #3
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Why would one overstock for the Rapture?
I suppose if you didn't think your ticket wasn't getting punched and was planning on the mass hysteria that is sure to follow.
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Old 05-21-2011, 05:36 PM   #4
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Default Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture.

Because of the chaos that will result from your being left behind you would need to lay in a good supply to hold you over. Not everyone was planning to be taken.
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Old 05-21-2011, 05:38 PM   #5
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Default Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture.

Oh...I was planning on getting taken for certain.

Never mind.
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Old 05-21-2011, 06:06 PM   #6
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Son, I am disappoint. I didn't even get to shoot anything.
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Old 05-23-2011, 10:00 AM   #7
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Default Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture.

I gave away all my valuables, including cigars, in preparation for the rapture. It didn't happen, so now I don't even have one rare stick to calm my nerves. If only someone would send me some CCs with a fair bit of age and maybe a CA sticker or two, I'd be able to continue on with my life.

I don't want to be bombed and threaten retaliation on any large group that gathers to send me dozens of aged CCs (I like Upmanns a lot, btw).
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Old 05-23-2011, 10:36 AM   #8
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I gave away all my valuables, including cigars, in preparation for the rapture. It didn't happen, so now I don't even have one rare stick to calm my nerves. If only someone would send me some CCs with a fair bit of age and maybe a CA sticker or two, I'd be able to continue on with my life.

I don't want to be bombed and threaten retaliation on any large group that gathers to send me dozens of aged CCs (I like Upmanns a lot, btw).


And I had a bag of charcoal get wet in the tornado warnings and heavy rain yesterday.
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Old 05-23-2011, 10:18 AM   #9
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I overstocked. PM me your address.
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Old 05-23-2011, 10:41 AM   #10
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Has someone seen my dignity? I seemed to have lost it at the Red Sox game Saturday night.
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Old 05-23-2011, 03:20 PM   #11
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I've lost my Indian drum,
My Indian drum is gone,
Soon it will be summer,
My God, what have I done?
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Old 05-23-2011, 04:12 PM   #12
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I have your drum
Your drum is mine.
I have your drum
She's doing fine.
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Old 05-23-2011, 04:41 PM   #13
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Same as it ever was...
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Old 05-23-2011, 04:57 PM   #14
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Is it possible to overstock with cigars????
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Old 05-23-2011, 05:09 PM   #15
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Is it possible to overstock with cigars????
Only if you run out of room to put them. If you are storing them properly, then no, it is not possible to overstock.
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Old 05-23-2011, 07:18 PM   #16
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when i run out of room, I buy a bigger cooler
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