Joke

Genetic Defect · 05-13-2011, 09:40 PM

during my recent power outage i passed the time by killing flys that had come into my home as i had the doors open to allow in some light . soon my neighbor came over ..seeing me with flyswatter in hand ..
"What are you doing?" he asked
"Hunting" i replied
"What are you hunting?" he said
"Flys" i answered
"Any luck?" he asked
"Yes, I've killed 3 males and 2 females"
"How can you tell the difference between a male and female?" he asked
"3 were on beer cans and 2 were on the phone !" i replied

kelmac07 · 05-13-2011, 09:52 PM

TBone · 05-13-2011, 11:38 PM

icehog3 · 05-14-2011, 12:48 AM

Skywalker · 05-14-2011, 01:44 AM

Good one!!!

G G · 05-14-2011, 06:15 AM

Coach Deg · 05-14-2011, 06:38 AM

05-13-2011, 09:40 PM	#1
Genetic Defect difetosso Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Perry Location: An elevator Posts: 5,202 Trading: (5)	Joke during my recent power outage i passed the time by killing flys that had come into my home as i had the doors open to allow in some light . soon my neighbor came over ..seeing me with flyswatter in hand .. "What are you doing?" he asked "Hunting" i replied "What are you hunting?" he said "Flys" i answered "Any luck?" he asked "Yes, I've killed 3 males and 2 females" "How can you tell the difference between a male and female?" he asked "3 were on beer cans and 2 were on the phone !" i replied

05-13-2011, 09:52 PM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Joke __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

05-13-2011, 11:38 PM	#3
TBone Equal opportunity Bomber Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Paul Location: Virginia Posts: 2,508 Trading: (25)	Re: Joke

05-14-2011, 12:48 AM	#4
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,266 Trading: (60)	Re: Joke __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

05-14-2011, 01:44 AM	#5
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Joke Good one!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

05-14-2011, 06:15 AM	#6
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,725 Trading: (10)	Re: Joke

05-14-2011, 06:38 AM	#7
Coach Deg C O W eieio. Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Mike Location: Hudson, FL Posts: 2,853 Trading: (59)	Re: Joke