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Genetic Defect 05-13-2011 08:40 PM

Joke
 
during my recent power outage i passed the time by killing flys that had come into my home as i had the doors open to allow in some light . soon my neighbor came over ..seeing me with flyswatter in hand ..
"What are you doing?" he asked
"Hunting" i replied
"What are you hunting?" he said
"Flys" i answered
"Any luck?" he asked
"Yes, I've killed 3 males and 2 females"
"How can you tell the difference between a male and female?" he asked
"3 were on beer cans and 2 were on the phone !" i replied

kelmac07 05-13-2011 08:52 PM

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:r :r :r

TBone 05-13-2011 10:38 PM

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:tu:tu

icehog3 05-13-2011 11:48 PM

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:lr

Skywalker 05-14-2011 12:44 AM

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Good one!!!:r:r:r

G G 05-14-2011 05:15 AM

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:r

Coach Deg 05-14-2011 05:38 AM

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:r


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