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Old 03-07-2010, 08:16 AM   #1
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Bill pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced: "My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!"

"What makes you say that?" the bartender inquired.

"Last week," Bill explained, "I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have me around that every time the milkman and the post office guy came by, she'd run down the driveway, waving her arms and hollering, 'My husband's home! My husband's home!"
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Old 03-07-2010, 08:17 AM   #2
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woot woot
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Old 03-07-2010, 09:03 AM   #3
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I don't get it

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Old 03-07-2010, 09:47 AM   #4
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I don't get it

Dick, is that you? Somebody get this guy to a herf, stat!
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Old 03-07-2010, 10:00 AM   #5
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LOL!!!
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Old 03-07-2010, 04:13 PM   #6
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No milk or mail that week!!!
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Old 03-07-2010, 04:35 PM   #7
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Bad...real bad
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Old 03-07-2010, 04:40 PM   #8
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Rofl!!!
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Old 03-07-2010, 04:58 PM   #9
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Old 03-07-2010, 07:34 PM   #10
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Now you know that warrants at least three rofls
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Old 03-07-2010, 07:51 PM   #11
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Now you know that warrants at least three rofls
or two woots.
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Old 03-07-2010, 08:05 PM   #12
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Got a genuine LOL from me.
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Old 03-07-2010, 08:05 PM   #13
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woot woot then.
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