Male Logic

tsolomon · 07-23-2013, 09:02 AM

Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No

Man: Where’s your Ferrari?

Simple1 · 07-23-2013, 09:40 AM

363 · 07-23-2013, 09:50 AM

dave · 07-23-2013, 09:54 AM

Did you Snopes this? I don't want to generalize across the entire gender, but that is a lot of math and finance-speak for most of the women I've known.

markem · 07-23-2013, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dave

Did you Snopes this? I don't want to generalize across the entire gender, but that is a lot of math and finance-speak for most of the women I've known.

It's a joke, it doesn't have to be a stereotype.

CigarNut · 07-23-2013, 09:54 AM

Blueface · 07-23-2013, 10:50 AM

shilala · 07-23-2013, 11:00 AM

Perfect.

kelmac07 · 07-23-2013, 11:33 AM

Zipponubke · 07-23-2013, 11:37 AM

LOL.

STEVE S · 07-23-2013, 11:58 AM

Steve · 07-23-2013, 12:40 PM

Ciro · 07-23-2013, 01:25 PM

.cigardude. · 07-23-2013, 02:02 PM

That's a good one.

07-23-2013, 09:02 AM	#1
tsolomon Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: The Villages, FL Posts: 1,246 Trading: (31)	Male Logic Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !) Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: No Man: Where’s your Ferrari?

07-23-2013, 09:40 AM	#2
Simple1 Livin' the dream Join Date: May 2013 First Name: Brian Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 303 Trading: (14)	Re: Male Logic

07-23-2013, 09:50 AM	#3
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07-23-2013, 09:54 AM	#4
dave Have My Own Room Join Date: May 2011 First Name: Dave Location: Northern VA Posts: 1,180 Trading: (15)	Re: Male Logic Did you Snopes this? I don't want to generalize across the entire gender, but that is a lot of math and finance-speak for most of the women I've known.

07-23-2013, 09:54 AM	#6
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07-23-2013, 11:37 AM	#10
Zipponubke Still Watching My Back Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Rene Location: Maastricht, the Netherlands Posts: 206 Trading: (0)	Re: Male Logic LOL.

07-23-2013, 11:58 AM	#11
STEVE S Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Coconut Creek, Fl. Posts: 1,092 Trading: (1)	Re: Male Logic __________________ Smoking cigars is a hobby and a great way to pass the time of day!

07-23-2013, 12:40 PM	#12
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07-23-2013, 01:25 PM	#13
Ciro Enjoying the Show! Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 461 Trading: (11)	Re: Male Logic

07-23-2013, 02:02 PM	#14
.cigardude. Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Miami, FL. Posts: 171 Trading: (0)	Re: Male Logic That's a good one.

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