Tired of puny 60rg sticks?

LostAbbott · 11-05-2012, 02:00 PM

I am as well. From now on I only smoke 140+rg sticks. It is the only way to taste an entire tobacco plant, and not just a few leaves.

https://www.bazukas.com/proddetail.php?prod=5

iaMkcK · 11-05-2012, 02:02 PM

Hmm. Well, at least we now can get Eggs that don't taper, so the diameter remains all the way through.

Ogre · 11-05-2012, 02:18 PM

Think you would get tired before finishing it.

363 · 11-05-2012, 02:18 PM

and for only 20$ why not load a cooler full!

jluck · 11-05-2012, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by 363

and for only 20$ why not load a cooler full!

How many would you need to fill a cooler?, 3 or 4....

CigarNut · 11-05-2012, 02:19 PM

I bet it has a heck of a nicotine hit...

T.G · 11-05-2012, 02:22 PM

I'm only buying it if it comes in digital camo and is packed in a bazooka shell casing tubos.

Catfish · 11-05-2012, 02:26 PM

There are Monica Lewinsky jokes floating around this one somewhere...

T.G · 11-05-2012, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Catfish

There are Monica Lewinsky jokes floating around this one somewhere...

Depends where you look, not many near the foot, they all seem to be floating around the head.

Ogre · 11-05-2012, 02:36 PM

Give it to MAC, he will smoke anything!!!!!

Blak Smyth · 11-05-2012, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Ogre

Give it to MAC, he will smoke anything!!!!!

Larry, you could get drunk and lean against one of these!

T.G · 11-05-2012, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Ogre

Give it to MAC, he will smoke anything!!!!!

Can you imagine the review?

1st 1/3: Jaw hurt.
2nd 1/3: Yaw huurt
final 1/3: ya hurrrr

pnoon · 11-05-2012, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by T.G

Can you imagine the review?

1st 1/3: Jaw hurt.
2nd 1/3: Yaw huurt
final 1/3: ya hurrrr

Now that is damn funny!

Catfish · 11-05-2012, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by pnoon

Now that is damn funny!

QFT

TJarv · 11-05-2012, 04:07 PM

Larry I'll buy it for you if you promise to take pictures of you smoking it and send them to someone who is handy with photoshop

LostAbbott · 11-05-2012, 05:27 PM

I was wondering how many lighters you would need to even get the foot going? Three, four, maybe one tank of a table top???

Sumatra Samurai · 11-05-2012, 05:41 PM

This is actually tempting just for novelty, come on!

11-05-2012, 07:31 PM

From the website

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EL Monstruo
(single)

This massive 140+ Ring Gauge Bazuka is so enormous that we make it by special order ONLY in very limited quantities.

Because there is only so much tobacco in the world...

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This is an extremely rare size

No chit?

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and there is nothing like it of this quality anywhere in the world.

Quality to be determined

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The gargantuan Monstruo is a great smoking cigar

If you enjoy lockjaw...

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with an easy draw

I'll leave that to others to make fun of...

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that produces a medium bodied smoke

If your Godzilla...

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with an incredibly rich

Imagine that...

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warm

For the dirtier minds...

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and earthy.

If you mean both this cigar and the earth have gravitational pull...

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Price: $20.00

The best joke of all...

Remo · 11-05-2012, 08:17 PM

I would say a candidate for the Shack Punishment PP!

omowasu · 11-05-2012, 09:48 PM

To make matters worse, they cant seem to properly spell "bazooka". That smoke looks plain disgusting - it looks like it was rolled by San Quentin inmates...

11-05-2012, 02:00 PM	#1
LostAbbott Have My Own Room Join Date: Aug 2010 First Name: Mychal Location: Seattle Posts: 1,165 Trading: (23)	Tired of puny 60rg sticks? I am as well. From now on I only smoke 140+rg sticks. It is the only way to taste an entire tobacco plant, and not just a few leaves. https://www.bazukas.com/proddetail.php?prod=5 __________________ Damn I got a lot of smokes I need to try.

11-05-2012, 02:02 PM	#2
iaMkcK Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: Jarrett Location: SoCal Posts: 570 Trading: (8)	Re: Tired of puny 60rg sticks? Hmm. Well, at least we now can get Eggs that don't taper, so the diameter remains all the way through.

11-05-2012, 02:18 PM	#3
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Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Tired of puny 60rg sticks? Give it to MAC, he will smoke anything!!!!! __________________

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TJarv In it to win it Join Date: Mar 2012 First Name: Tony Location: Aubrey, Texas Posts: 2,027 Trading: (58)	Re: Tired of puny 60rg sticks? Larry I'll buy it for you if you promise to take pictures of you smoking it and send them to someone who is handy with photoshop __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

11-05-2012, 05:27 PM	#16
LostAbbott Have My Own Room Join Date: Aug 2010 First Name: Mychal Location: Seattle Posts: 1,165 Trading: (23)	Re: Tired of puny 60rg sticks? I was wondering how many lighters you would need to even get the foot going? Three, four, maybe one tank of a table top??? __________________ Damn I got a lot of smokes I need to try.

11-05-2012, 05:41 PM	#17
Sumatra Samurai Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jul 2012 First Name: Jordan Location: Denver Posts: 53 Trading: (0)	Re: Tired of puny 60rg sticks? This is actually tempting just for novelty, come on! __________________ When I buy cigars online I smoke a virtual cigar in my mind...

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11-05-2012, 09:48 PM	#20
omowasu Fell ROTT Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Scott II Location: Chicago Posts: 288 Trading: (3)	Re: Tired of puny 60rg sticks? To make matters worse, they cant seem to properly spell "bazooka". That smoke looks plain disgusting - it looks like it was rolled by San Quentin inmates... __________________ If I had something smart to say, I would definitely put it here.

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