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LostAbbott 11-05-2012 01:00 PM

Tired of puny 60rg sticks?
 
I am as well. From now on I only smoke 140+rg sticks. It is the only way to taste an entire tobacco plant, and not just a few leaves.

https://www.bazukas.com/proddetail.php?prod=5

iaMkcK 11-05-2012 01:02 PM

Re: Tired of puny 60rg sticks?
 
Hmm. Well, at least we now can get Eggs that don't taper, so the diameter remains all the way through.

Ogre 11-05-2012 01:18 PM

Re: Tired of puny 60rg sticks?
 
Think you would get tired before finishing it.

363 11-05-2012 01:18 PM

Re: Tired of puny 60rg sticks?
 
and for only 20$ why not load a cooler full!

CigarNut 11-05-2012 01:19 PM

Re: Tired of puny 60rg sticks?
 
I bet it has a heck of a nicotine hit... :rolleyes:

T.G 11-05-2012 01:22 PM

Re: Tired of puny 60rg sticks?
 
I'm only buying it if it comes in digital camo and is packed in a bazooka shell casing tubos.

Catfish 11-05-2012 01:26 PM

Re: Tired of puny 60rg sticks?
 
There are Monica Lewinsky jokes floating around this one somewhere...

T.G 11-05-2012 01:28 PM

Re: Tired of puny 60rg sticks?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Catfish (Post 1745030)
There are Monica Lewinsky jokes floating around this one somewhere...

Depends where you look, not many near the foot, they all seem to be floating around the head. :rd

Ogre 11-05-2012 01:36 PM

Re: Tired of puny 60rg sticks?
 
Give it to MAC, he will smoke anything!!!!!

Blak Smyth 11-05-2012 01:39 PM

Re: Tired of puny 60rg sticks?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1745038)
Give it to MAC, he will smoke anything!!!!!

Larry, you could get drunk and lean against one of these! :r

T.G 11-05-2012 01:46 PM

Re: Tired of puny 60rg sticks?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1745038)
Give it to MAC, he will smoke anything!!!!!


Can you imagine the review?

1st 1/3: Jaw hurt.
2nd 1/3: Yaw huurt
final 1/3: ya hurrrr

jluck 11-05-2012 01:57 PM

Re: Tired of puny 60rg sticks?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 363 (Post 1745021)
and for only 20$ why not load a cooler full!

How many would you need to fill a cooler?, 3 or 4....
:D

pnoon 11-05-2012 02:07 PM

Re: Tired of puny 60rg sticks?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1745053)
Can you imagine the review?

1st 1/3: Jaw hurt.
2nd 1/3: Yaw huurt
final 1/3: ya hurrrr

Now that is damn funny!

Catfish 11-05-2012 02:18 PM

Re: Tired of puny 60rg sticks?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1745068)
Now that is damn funny!

QFT :lr

TJarv 11-05-2012 03:07 PM

Re: Tired of puny 60rg sticks?
 
Larry I'll buy it for you if you promise to take pictures of you smoking it and send them to someone who is handy with photoshop

LostAbbott 11-05-2012 04:27 PM

Re: Tired of puny 60rg sticks?
 
I was wondering how many lighters you would need to even get the foot going? Three, four, maybe one tank of a table top???

Sumatra Samurai 11-05-2012 04:41 PM

Re: Tired of puny 60rg sticks?
 
This is actually tempting just for novelty, come on!

Robulous78 11-05-2012 06:31 PM

Re: Tired of puny 60rg sticks?
 
From the website
Quote:

EL Monstruo
(single)

This massive 140+ Ring Gauge Bazuka is so enormous that we make it by special order ONLY in very limited quantities.
Because there is only so much tobacco in the world...

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This is an extremely rare size
No chit?

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and there is nothing like it of this quality anywhere in the world.
Quality to be determined

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The gargantuan Monstruo is a great smoking cigar
If you enjoy lockjaw...

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with an easy draw
I'll leave that to others to make fun of...

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that produces a medium bodied smoke
If your Godzilla...

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with an incredibly rich
Imagine that...

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warm
For the dirtier minds...

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and earthy.
If you mean both this cigar and the earth have gravitational pull...

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Price: $20.00
The best joke of all... :D

Remo 11-05-2012 07:17 PM

Re: Tired of puny 60rg sticks?
 
I would say a candidate for the Shack Punishment PP!

omowasu 11-05-2012 08:48 PM

Re: Tired of puny 60rg sticks?
 
To make matters worse, they cant seem to properly spell "bazooka". That smoke looks plain disgusting - it looks like it was rolled by San Quentin inmates... :r


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