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Old 11-05-2012, 07:46 AM   #1
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Default Gonna go Ice Fishing this year...

This guy decides to go ice fishing. He collects his gear, goes out onto the ice, pulls out an auger and starts drilling.

LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "There are no fish there."

So the guy goes to another spot and starts to drill.

LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "There's no fish there, either."

Undaunted, the guy tries a third spot.

LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "Nope. Not there either."

The guy is getting a little nervous. He looks up and calls out: "Are you God?

LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "No. I'm the arena manager."
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Old 11-05-2012, 08:33 AM   #2
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Did you ever get any fish Steve???
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Old 11-05-2012, 08:40 AM   #3
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Naw...they weren't bitin'
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Old 11-05-2012, 08:54 AM   #4
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Wow, that was bad
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Old 11-05-2012, 09:20 AM   #5
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Wow, that was bad
You expect anything different from STEVE?????
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Old 11-05-2012, 09:26 AM   #6
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Old 11-05-2012, 10:21 AM   #7
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Default Re: Gonna go Ice Fishing this year...

I can picture Tom as the voice from above!
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I can picture Tom as the voice from above!
Now that makes the joke funny!!!
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Old 11-05-2012, 04:02 PM   #9
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Default For Steve

Wanna know how to catch a polar bear?

Polar Bears like fish, soooo, cut a hole in the ice, catch a fish. Lay the fish by the hole. When the polar bear comes up to get the fish, kick him in the icehole!
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Wanna know how to catch a polar bear?

Polar Bears like fish, soooo, cut a hole in the ice, catch a fish. Lay the fish by the hole. When the polar bear comes up to get the fish, kick him in the icehole!
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Old 11-07-2012, 06:34 AM   #12
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Being a true Florida Cracker, ice fishing was something I wanted to learn about.

I found the perfect bait!

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Old 11-07-2012, 07:59 AM   #13
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Being a true Florida Cracker, ice fishing was something I wanted to learn about.

I found the perfect bait!

Awesome!
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Default Re: Gonna go Ice Fishing this year...

I was waiting for the voice to say.

Hey buddy! this is a sewer lagoon!!
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