Thanksgiving Divorce

Ogre · 11-17-2011, 03:18 PM

Thanksgiving Divorce

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking ...about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

Steve · 11-17-2011, 03:51 PM

11-17-2011, 03:58 PM

hahahahahahahaha

Ogre · 11-17-2011, 04:00 PM

Age and trickery will win EVERY TIME!!!!

Steve · 11-17-2011, 04:10 PM

The FOG's creed!

deadrise · 11-17-2011, 04:38 PM

hahahaha thats funny Larry

Skywalker · 11-17-2011, 04:43 PM

Great plan!!!

DPD6030 · 11-17-2011, 04:46 PM

Now that is funny!

HollywoodQue · 11-17-2011, 05:37 PM

I didn't see that coming....great joke

Drez · 11-17-2011, 05:57 PM

Bax · 11-17-2011, 06:00 PM

Nice one

Moose6026 · 11-17-2011, 06:32 PM

That's funny stuff right there

yourchoice · 11-17-2011, 06:45 PM

Very good!

G G · 11-17-2011, 06:55 PM

I like it.

CigarSquid · 11-17-2011, 07:16 PM

Good one. Imma use it.

kelmac07 · 11-17-2011, 08:07 PM

Classic!!

11-18-2011, 02:12 AM

Love it.

11-17-2011, 03:18 PM	#1
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Thanksgiving Divorce Thanksgiving Divorce A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking ...about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this," She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way." __________________

11-17-2011, 03:51 PM	#2
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Thanksgiving Divorce __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

11-17-2011, 03:58 PM	#3
kickerb Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Thanksgiving Divorce hahahahahahahaha

11-17-2011, 04:00 PM	#4
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Thanksgiving Divorce Age and trickery will win EVERY TIME!!!! __________________

11-17-2011, 04:10 PM	#5
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Thanksgiving Divorce The FOG's creed! __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

11-17-2011, 04:38 PM	#6
deadrise The Manhattan Project Join Date: Sep 2011 First Name: Jason Location: Reedville Virginia Posts: 1,001 Trading: (24)	Re: Thanksgiving Divorce hahahaha thats funny Larry __________________

11-17-2011, 04:43 PM	#7
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Thanksgiving Divorce Great plan!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

11-17-2011, 04:46 PM	#8
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: Thanksgiving Divorce Now that is funny!

11-17-2011, 05:37 PM	#9
HollywoodQue Invictus Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Howard Location: In the "D" Posts: 3,123 Trading: (46)	Re: Thanksgiving Divorce I didn't see that coming....great joke

11-17-2011, 05:57 PM	#10
Drez The Warden Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Frank Location: Miami, FL Posts: 3,768 Trading: (35)	Re: Thanksgiving Divorce __________________ They aren't going to multiply....burn that b!tch!

11-17-2011, 06:00 PM	#11
Bax C A P S...CAPS CAPS CAPS! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Ringgold,GA Posts: 2,173 Trading: (70)	Re: Thanksgiving Divorce Nice one __________________ I'm the most interesting man in the world... but only if you find stupid stuff really interesting.

11-17-2011, 06:32 PM	#12
Moose6026 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Dan Location: In a house Posts: 358 Trading: (1)	Re: Thanksgiving Divorce That's funny stuff right there __________________ Life is hard, but it's harder when you're stupid. - John Wayne

11-17-2011, 06:45 PM	#13
yourchoice Down the stretch Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joel Location: South Jersey Posts: 4,095 Trading: (36)	Re: Thanksgiving Divorce Very good!

11-17-2011, 06:55 PM	#14
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Thanksgiving Divorce I like it.

11-17-2011, 07:16 PM	#15
CigarSquid AKA Garryyjr Join Date: Apr 2011 First Name: Garry Location: Medford, OR - Cigar Zombie Posts: 3,213 Trading: (39)	Re: Thanksgiving Divorce Good one. Imma use it.

11-17-2011, 08:07 PM	#16
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Thanksgiving Divorce Classic!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

11-18-2011, 02:12 AM	#17
LigaPrivadaT84 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Thanksgiving Divorce Love it.

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